So.... You've experienced the loving arrangement of being shunned and it didn't make you want to make you return to Jehovah?
I mean, it's not like it makes them out to be superior, arrogant, uncompassionate jerks, does it? After all, you can clearly see how faithful and loyal they are being... Surely this is attractive and helps draw people closer to the true god...? Did it not make your heart long to be back in fellowship with these people, these happy worshippers of the only true god (or G.O.D. <--- new trademark, for Guardians* of Doctrine) ...?
What could be wrong with you? You must be a very evil apostate, having such an obviously hard heart ....
Ack, I can't keep this up. Hurts my heart and brain.
I'm sorry this happened to you, dear Punk.
* can substitute Gorillas of Doctrine