A Fantasy I Have To Protest Cart Witnessing

by Wild_Thing 11 Replies latest jw friends

  • Wild_Thing

    I am not a protester and I hate confrontation, but I have always thought it would be hilarious to set up a Kool-Aid stand right next to the JW Carts and sell purple Kool-Aid. I wonder how many would get the joke?

  • sparrowdown

    I thought a jwfacts cart with ARC info, blood doctrine info, De-Effing info, an explanation of the BITE model for cults etc.

  • Brokeback Watchtower
    Brokeback Watchtower

    Offer free Jim Jones Kool Aid November 18th so you won't need a business license and people will get the point at least the older ones.

    You know a picture is worth a thousand words and what better way to make a point and the thing could be really a catchy trend in the future, go with your instincts on this one for sure.

  • Vidiot

    * snicker *

  • Freedom rocks
    Freedom rocks

    Go for it!

  • OneEyedJoe

    Make it a grape flavor aid booth for that extra bit of authenticity

  • Beth Sarim
    Beth Sarim

    ''Make it a grape flavor aid booth for that extra bit of authenticity''

    What, awe, I don't see any cookies to go with the Kool-Aid.

  • Vidiot

    Trolling is always a better choice than protesting, IMO.

    Reminds me of a Youtube video I saw recently, featuring a guy following behind a Neo-Nazi march, slowly playing "Ride of the Valkyries" on a tuba.

    Funniest goddamn thing I'd seen all day.

  • sparrowdown

    Hey what about setting up a "Shunglass Hut" stand beside them for all your shunning needs.

    Selling "shunglasses" with a jwborg logo across the lense so can't see anyone.

  • Brokeback Watchtower
    Brokeback Watchtower
    "shunglasses" with a jwborg logo across the lense

    Make them rose colored and offer free lemon aid to go with it. I little table,some plastic jugs of kool aid, and some rosy colored jim jones type sun glasses.

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