by Sparks 21 Replies latest jw friends
"(((I)))would rather DIE than miss a meeting !"
"I`m reaching out "
"My only REAL family, is at the Kingdom Hall"
"...yes but, I`ve been brainwashed- clean-with the Truth"
"We live in a spiritual paradise"
"...I ONLY have a television set to watch the wildlife programs"
"I ALWAYS read the study articals in the Watchtower FIRST"
"The Awake! magazine is the equivalent to a Phd degree"
or....
"Better to be wrong with Jehovah than
right and on your own"
Edited by - buster on 13 February 2003 23:32:44
"...I ONLY have a television set to watch the wildlife programs"
"Wild Life"
Translation: The most extensive porn collection you have ever seen.
She's a good sister, I wonder why she's still single? She's ugly!
I'm mentally ill, but that'll be fixed in the New System.
yeah right!
When armageddon arrives.
Do you think they'll make it to paradise?
This or that is so satanic.
They are spiritually weak.
Don't associate.
Of course its a matter of conscience. But do you think we'll be ...(fill in the blank) ....... in the new system?
Edited by - buster on 13 February 2003 23:47:21
" Do you want to send your love to the ----------Congregation?.....NO!!!!! "Stay alive til 75"......" This is all part of the composite sign"...."thinking persons..." "1975 is the end of 6000 years of human rule"
My poor mom out of guilt would always drag herself to the meetings even when she felt like crap. She would say something like "Well, I guess my headache isn't going to feel any worse at the Kingdom Hall than it is here"
bw
"Jehovah willing, _______________ will happen/not happen/work out/get baptized/study/repent, etc".
"Jehovah's blessing was on our trip/vacation because it didn't rain." (This was a favorite when the local missionary was home for a week and the family and friends went camping at the ocean. Always made me want to gag!)
