Thinking about taking my fiance to a meeting.. going as a "worldly person"

by OneStepOut93 38 Replies latest jw experiences

  • OrphanCrow
    James: What would happen if 10-20 DF people walked into the hall at the same time.
    Fill the back two rows of the KH.

    I like your idea, James. But, then, I am a big fan of the Guerilla Girls...

    What could be even more interesting would be if all the DF people dress exactly the, it would be great to have more than 20. You could even recruit friends and whoever wanted to participate, they wouldn't have to be exJWs. The uniform has to be something strange, not the regular shirt and tie shit. Women dressed the same as the men. Exactly the same. Maybe an odd thing done to eveybody's hair...greased back. Women and men.

    Attend a Sunday talk. The one "open to the public". Love bomb the congregation. Get there early and just mingle and smile. Hold a bibble in your hands. But don't ever engage in a biblical discussion with it. Never open your bibble. It would be one of your cult rules - godd speaks through the bibble - you should never open the sacred pages - holding it is enough if your faith is strong enough. Rules are rules!

    Become a cult visiting another cult. And, if the elders get all wierded out, just say, "Oh, but we do this as part of our ministry - we visit and socialize with all churches! Today is your lucky day! See? We have worked hard to prepare...we love you so much that we read the Watchtower and can't wait to get started!"

    If the elders get all officious and say they will call the cops, have a really serious guy, in a dark suit and sunglasses, engage them in a discussion on First Amendment rights and that this cult is allowed to attend their public event.

    Be polite and sweet and nauseating as hell....compliant and just happy, happy, happy. Interupt the speaker with a polite question whenever you can...and smile all the time. don't blink a lot. Or maybe, have a couple of the zombies blink lots.

    I would consider doing that! Make up my own cult and visit a Kingdom Hall. A cult whose ministry is visiting other churches. For polite but extremely unsettling disruption.


  • OrphanCrow

    Even better! Phone the elders ahead of time. Say that you are a pastor of a small church that would really LOVE to come to the KH to find out about the JWs. Say you want to know if it be ok to attend and bring your "Family". Ask when it would be best to attend.

    The whole congregation will turn welcome you and your family. How could they call the cops then?

  • James Mixon
    James Mixon
    OC: count me in. Love it. Cult visit Day, LOL.
  • James Mixon
    James Mixon

    I would love to see that just one time. You are right OC, they would look stupid if they

    called the cops. I'am sure the elders would call HQ and ask, what the hell should we do.

    That's some funny sh--t.....

  • OrphanCrow

    It sure would be fun, James!

    You could really tweak it to...have all of the Family members be mute. Big, happy smiles and looks. Shaking everyone's hands...the other hand with the bibble - a black book that looks like a bible but is actually George Orwell's 1984.

    And there would be two leaders who would do all the talking and communicating for the group. A man and a woman. They would either speak in unison or if one spoke, the other would repeat it. They would explain that in their religion, man and woman were exactly equal.

    I think one piece overalls would work for the 'uniform'. All the same color. Grey. Neutral.

  • OrphanCrow

    Oh dear. I have to stop...

    We would have to have a doctrine and belief. We could have a belief that we are the chosen who have survived Armageddon, and that right now, it is the final seconds before that 1000 year event where Satan is coming and gonna eat up all the bad guys for one last time.

    We could be the JWs of the future...we just got our time frame off. We believe that this here right now is Paradise Earth and that the cleanup has failed so Satan is coming. Armageddon happened ages ago...

  • problemaddict 2
    problemaddict 2

    Oh man....I haven't been reading the WT much. You have to love that they still write stuff like this.

    How appropriate that all false religion is likened to a prostitute! The clergy have prostituted themselves with the leaders of this wicked world. Instead of loyally supporting Jesus and his Kingdom, they have given their support to human rulers and have compromised godly principles just to gain political influence. They stand in stark contrast with the clean, virginlike anointed ones of God.

    Lol @ virginlike in the wake of the Royal commision exposing the fragile and weak personas of these men. And never compromised godly principles just to gain influence? UN anyone?

    Wow.....just wow.

    Here are some other gems

    Just think! At that time, we will be the only ones following the example of the ancient prophet Daniel by continuing to worship our God no matter what.

    What will happen when Jesus comes “with power and great glory”? This will be a time for rewarding those who are faithful and for punishing those who are not.

  • Shiva
    'the love bombing' hahaha! I had forgotten about that
  • Shiva
    Also it annoys me how simplistic the wt is and how judgemental. Who the fck they think they are? my sister has 11 years more brainwashing of this type of 'material' than me, no wonder she doesn't want to associate with me if shes being fed this kind of BS all the time. are u sure you want to go back One Step? even for one time? I went for one memorial years ago now - about 9 years, it was the last time I ever set foot in a KH and it was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boring, like I couldn't believe how Id managed to sit thru 3 meetings a week every week and we were the type to never miss a meeting even on holiday haha and after a couple of years without then it seemed like hardest thing in the world. Thats prob why they say don't miss any .. brainwashing gets interrupted use it or lose it

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