The new 'classes' jehovahs-witness.net has created. Which one are you?

Esse quam videri

Over time a number of different 'classes' of members have arisen on this forum.
Are you one?
Can you think of any more?
1] APPLE WATCH WATCHERS - this group takes a great interest in watches worn by members of the Governing Body
2] CULT ESCAPE CONSULTANTS - one who freely offers advise on how to flee from a cult - mainly the WT Society
3] CART CRITICIZERS - one who unfavourably judges the WT literature carts.
Londo111

4] Class categorizers –everybody must go into some box.
Saintbertholdt

Apple Watch watcher
freemindfade

all of the above
OverlappingGeneralizations

5] Crossroaders - Those who have just begun to smell a rat, and are looking for answers on the eeeeevil internet...
prologos

none of the above
6) Analyser of wt's asinine doctrine & anals. (going back to the talking ass) & snake.
Saintbertholdt

Seriously, no devoted bling watchers?
That shit is so cash.
galaxie

There is but ONE class which I admire ....the one which exposes all aspects of wtbts...jw hypocrisy, loony teachings, mind controlling hogwash , underhand 'worldly' dealings, blatant disregard for normal healthy family life. Thankyou to all who use this forum to help those affected by these hypocritical charlatans .!!
stan livedeath

definitley a kult kart krew kritisezer--heres a pic i took today
sir82

Nitwit fundy Christian class?