New JW television lineup (page 2)

abbagail

That was too much fun, so I had to see what else I could find... checking the yahoo tv listings... I see...

DAYTIME-WEEKDAY TV:
Good Morning America: JWs at Your Door
Live With Regis & Kelly in Separate Car Groups
Judge JFR Hatchett
Inside Edition: The New KM
Jerry Springer: Greenlees & Chitty
PBS: Sit & Be Fit at the Meetings
Crossing Over With John Edward to Apostacy
The Other Half Is On The Road to Destruction
The Society's View
Martha Stewart Living In The Last Days
Days of Our Lives Wasted in Field Service
Passions Are A No-No
The Young & The Restless Get Reproved
The Bold & The Beautiful: Elders & Their Gossipy-Wives
As The World Turns Left, JWs Turn Right
All My Children Left The Truth
One Life To Live and It Ain't Gonna Be in the WT
Spin City: JR Brown & WT Media
The 5th Wheel - The 5th Meeting This Week
Ricki Lake That Burns With Fire & Sulphur
Mister Rogers' Neighborhood Meets Dan Fitzwater
PBS: Treasures In Your Attic - Old WT Books & Magazines
Dr. Phil: Cult Mind Control
Oprah: Organization in Big Business

EVENINGS - PRIMETIME:
MONDAY:
Fear Factor: Towing The Line Pre-Armageddon
Third Watch Tower
Crossing Jordan Without Complaining
Family Law by the Family Head
Meet My Disfellowshipped Folks
Everybody Loves Raymond Franz
Boston Public Discourse
Joe Rutherford Millionaire

TUESDAY:
Gilmore Girls & Bethelite Boys
Living Single In The Time of The End
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire: WT Annual Financial Statement
JAG: Judicial Automatic Guilt
Weakest Link Spiritually
The Guardian Angel Left Our Congregation
NYPD Blue Arrests The GB
Judging Amy For Not Wearing Pantyhose

WEDNESDAY:
Family Fued: When A Spouse Gets DF'd
That 70's Show Revisits 1975
The Bachelorette Goes To Bethel
Blind Date With a Never-Married 45-Year-Old Pioneer Brother
Candid Camera: Betsy Interviews Ted
Ed Dunlap
The West Wing: What Really Goes On @ HQ
Pharisees' Law & Order

THURSDAY:
Entertainment Tonight - TMS
THEFriends
Will & DisGrace
My Wife & Kids Joined a Cult
Without A Trace: Elders' School Notes Prohibited

FRIDAY:
Whose Line Is It Anyway? Said Two Dubs At The Door
Hack Attack: WT & xJW Websites
Law & Order: Special Silentlambs Victims Unit
20/20 Vision When Interpreting Prophecy

SATURDAY:
PBS: Keeping Up Appearances at Meetings
America's Most Wanted: JW Molesters
The District Convention
The Agency That Spied On Its Own
Cheaters & The Appeal Committee

SUNDAY:
60 Minutes Now 15
Law & Order Criminal Intent: Sex-Abuse Coverups
The Practice Makes Perfect
Boomtown: Patterson, NY

Edited by - Grits on 19 January 2003 22:40:15

Edited by - Grits on 19 January 2003 22:42:23

cruzanheart

Too funny! And who could miss "The Theocratic Ministry School (formerly The Gong Show)" or "Survivor -- of Armageddon."

Nina

Stephanus

Silly season line-up:

8:00 Henschel's Heroes

8:30 Get Dumb (stars Don Adams)

9:00 Yes, Ministry Servant

9:30 All in the Bethel Family

10:00 Mental Dwarf (complete with ressurected hologram)

10:30 Monty Python's Flying Circuit Overseer

11:00 Saturday Morning Live

12:00 Mission Incomprehensible

1:00 Ron Hazelton's House Calls

1:30 Patterson Squares

2:00 Pie in the Sky on the Ground

3:00 The Pretender (stars J R Brown)

4:00 Future Tense

4:30 Junkyards Doctrines

5:30 Walker, Texas Publisher

6:30 Fairly Odd Parents

7:00 The Mask

7:30 Dumb and Dumber

cruzanheart

Oh, man, this is too much fun! How about:

"The Persuaders" (two pioneers have daring escapades while out in service)

"Mission: Impossible" (a group of missionaries in China)

"That Girl" (single sister gets accepted to Bethel, resulting in hilarious sexist situations)

"My Mother the Car" (pioneer brother who has been out in service TOO long)

"The Odd Couple Gets Disfellowshipped" (wait a minute - has someone done that one already??)

Nina

abbagail

Excellent everybody! LOL!

Loved these:
Walker, Texas Publisher! Teeheee! and
Saturday Morning Live! OMG! and
The Pretender starring JR Brown, LOL!
Get Dumb - starring Don Adams! That one gets the blue ribbon!
All In The Bethel Family - superb!
Henschel's Heroes - good one!

Remember "Profiler" -- That would be Every Single Dub secretly sizing up their bible studies as to whether they will make a decent JW or not.