New JW television lineup

meadow77

This was posted by someone else on another exJW site. I thought you guys might get a kick out of it. SUNDAY:

0800 - My 144,000 Sons
0830 - Faithful and Discreet Slave Knows Best
0900 - I Dream of Bible Studies
0930 - The Guiding New Light
1000 - E.R., Cow Blood Only

MONDAY:

0800 - Seinfield Service
0900 - Who Wants to Marry a Bethelite
0930 - Monday Night Shunning
1000 - Keep your Eyes on the Prize is Right
1030 - Home Reprovement

TUESDAY:

0800 - Star Trek: the Borg
0830 - Stoops Infomercial
0900 - Witness Kids say the Darnest Things and get Beat with a Belt
0930 - Funniest Watchtower Bloopers Edited Out of Bound Volumes

WEDNESDAY:

0800 - Unsolved Mysteries: the Case of the Increasing Number of
Anointed
0830 - Sabrina the Teenage Pioneer
0900 - Two Guys, a Girl, and a Judicial Committee
0930 - Survivor VII: the Armageddon Episode
1000 - This Old Householder

THURSDAY:

0800 - King of the Hall
0830 - Star Trek: the 1914 Generation
0900 - Buffy the Smurf Slayer
0930 - Demonized Antiques Roadshow
1000 - I Witness News

FRIDAY:

0800 - Touched by a Nephilim
0830 - Who's Territory Is It Anyway?
0900 - WTI: Watch Tower Investigation
0930 - Boy Meets World and Gets Disfellowshipped
1000 - Judge Rutherford

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Flip

You re killin me! Is that hilarious, or what!

What's wierd ... talk about an inside joke, it would mean absolutely nothing to anyone not associated with the ways of JWs.

Edited by - Flip on 19 January 2003 20:3:18

DFWnonJW

That is fantastic!! lol WTTV at it's finest.

Jesika

Two Guys, a Girl, and a Judicial Committe

E.R., Cow Blood Only
Sabrina the Teenage Pioneer

Keep your Eyes on the Prize is Right
Buffy the Smurf Slayer

Some of my favs!!!!!!!!! LOL, this was sooooooooooo creative and SOOOOOOOOOOO funny too!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanx for the laugh and taking the time to put it together. I have to email this to my sister and my mom!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesika

abbagail

Brilliant, just brilliant! Too many good "shows" to pick a favorite!

I see there was no Saturday TV Lineup, though. I guess they have no TV on Saturday since everyone is out in service and then studying for the Sunday meeting. :)

Thanks for the great laugh!