Little Toe Coming To Texas! Apostafest TIME! (page 83)

animal

Hint update (in case it aint showing with the active stuff):

http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/46994/2.ashx

Animal

APOSTAFEST TIME CARD

Please return this to your District Overbeer or Minisbeerial Servant before the next meeting. If you cannot submit your form you may also just submit your points!

* Not Required Items

*NAME:

SEX: 100 points

YEARS OUT OF SERVICE: 10 points per year

ARE YOU AN APOSTATE: 10 points for a yes

DO YOU STILL ATTEND MEETINGS: 100 points for a yes (your brave)

PINCHED AN APOSTATES ASS: 10 points per pinch

INVOLVED IN AN INDECENT ACT: 50 points per act

MADE A SHEPPARDING CALL AT FEST: 10 points

OVERINDULGED: 10 points

DO NOT RECALL PREVIOUS NIGHT EVENTS: 50 points for a yes

WAS COUNCELLED: 10 points

RECITED A SCRIPTURE: 10 points

SHOWED CLEVAGE: 50 points

VISITED LOCAL KH FOR SOME FUN: 50 points

GAVE IN TO SIN: 50 points

ADMIT BEER IS A RELIGION: 50 points

AVOIDED TEMPTATION: 0 points

TOLD SOMEONE YOU’RE AN XJW: 10 points

HAD SMURF ATTIRE: 10 points

INDECENT SMURF ACTS: 50 points

BAD ASSOCIATION: 50 points

Anyone may add a catagory!

Beans

not interested

beans,

i started adding up my points, but my caculator burned out........damn

scooter what if we take the chopper apart while Animal is sleeping, and we can get it back in suitcases....

NI ....................of the always scheming klass

minimus

Thanx for the added info! It sounds like "you all" will have a great time. Sorry I couldn't be there but I expect a full report from our District Overbeer.

animal

I just cant picture NI trying to explain how a 1947 HD engine will fit in the carry-on bin....

By the way, I am working on the live camera feed page for the ApostoCam

Animal

SLOAN

ONLY 5 more days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG, I'm sooo excited I can hardly stand it. Can't wait to see and meet you all!!!!!

Big Tex

(Fanning the men as they lounge on their chaises so the ladies can feed them sweet, juicy orange sections)

Ooooooo, I like dat fantasy boss. De plane! De plane!

Solace

LMAO@Tex

Not interested,

Dont look at me, I plan on comming with an empty suitcase and leaving with a full one. The shopping is just too good in Dallas.

Beans,

Added my points up, but Im not tellin my results. Noooo waaay...

Sloan,

You are so cute! Yer makin me get ants in my pants too!

joannadandy

By the way, I am working on the live camera feed page for the ApostoCam

Sweet! I am so gonna be naked on that thing all the time...it'll be like girls gone wild without the nice boobies.

Beans do you get 50 points for every time you FLASH your clevage, or just a one shot deal for wearing a revealing shirt...is one boob worth 25 points? is flashing condsidered an indecent act? How about streaking? Mooning?

animal

OK.... I have the webcam page working. It will be fed thru my laptop in Dallas, so avoid the little white camera if you dont want on it... or see me.

Here is the URL for it.... it wont change:

http://www.mmesa.net/cams/apostocam.html

My mug is there now.... that will change after I get there and set up Friday.

Hey Jo... I double-dog-dare ya

Animal

Little Toe Coming To Texas! Apostafest TIME!

APOSTAFEST TIME CARD

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