Little Toe Coming To Texas! Apostafest TIME! (page 72)

LyinEyes

He said Ya'll,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, now we will have to see if ya sayin' it right.

Unless you are from the south and just moved up north ,,,,,,,,,,then you never get over saying Ya'll.

SLOAN

I'm sooooooooooo excited you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait! We are going to have soo much fun. Only the state of Texas could handle all us wild people at the same time in the same state!

Slippy,
I'm not blonde, guess I don't get a picture with you.

Val,
I took care of what you asked me too! If you need anything else let me know.

XenaWarrior,
Can't wait till you make me laugh so hard that you make me have to pee.

Dede,
Shopping for bunny slippers? You mean you don't already have some???

Little Toe,
I still want an autograph!! lol

Elsewhere,
Still looking for a flavored colored pen for you to sign my boob with!

Big Tex

I don't want my picture posted...unless it's with an extremely hot blonde

I'm a blonde. I don't how extremely hot I am though.

Hey if anyone wants my ugly face in a photo then go ahead and take the chance of breaking your camera. I will go on record for me and for Nina that we don't care about the paparzzi.

Beans

Just a warning to all the guys in Dallas!

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting
pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any
woman.

A date rape drug on the market called "beer" is being used by many females
to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and
is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and
in large "kegs." "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and
bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.

Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of
"beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are
rendered helpless against this approach.

After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual
acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be
attracted. After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of
exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague
feeling that something bad occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported
that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the
unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment
referred to as "marriage."

Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is
administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.

However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" ploy and the predatory
women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every
town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open
and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow
pages.

outnfree

LMAO at Beans' essay!

You should have warned my husband about 25 years ago. He's doin' the golf course thing frequently now. LOL

I'm getting SO excited! Doing all the pre-fest maintenance work, ladies -- bleaching the moustache, dying the hair, getting a haircut, trimming, plucking, buying a few new things, transferring money from savings to checking to pay for it all.... [;)] [:D]

I don't see how there will EVER be a better Apostofest than this one is shaping up to be! It's going to be the Mother of all Apostofests! (even without Dana)

SIX DAYS and counting till I arrive in The Lone Star State! What's the early in the week agenda again?

out

P.S. Valis -- my cousin is only ONE person. Trust me, when you see her, you'll understand why I emphasized that... now, for myself..... well....

COMF

Dear District Overbeer,

my name seems to have slipped from the roll call. Please add it back in!

Xena

Hey Valis you think we can manage without the "look that SANK a thousand ships" this time??? If not than perhaps I need to view any pics taken of me BEFORE they are posted...just to insure I didn't you know...accidentally stumble into some bad lighting....or something like that

Hey Beans, can I buy you a beer dude????? or two or three...

You can borrow my bunny slippers, I'll bring them but don't plan on using them.

(((Beasy)))

LMAO at your post.

Little Toe Coming To Texas! Apostafest TIME!

LyinEyes

SLOAN

Big Tex

Beans

outnfree

COMF

Xena

joannadandy

pr_capone

SLOAN

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