I'd start a religion, turn it into a business then turn it into a racket just like the WTBT$.
If you were undeniably anointed with holy spirit what would you do?
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DATA-DOG
I would use my faith to heal people on national television, in front of a panel of Scientists, including Richard Dawkins. Goodbye to all diseases!
Since faith the size of a mustard grain could move a mountain, I could stop plate tectonics and earthquakes would cease.
I could also fly to the White House and chat with the President, I could end all wars. Let them shoot me! The bullets would bounce right off! Or I could just make them not be, you Grok??
I would change the climate and provide food for the animals and cure their diseases as well! Why?? Cause I'm a swell guy!
I would crash world economies by making food appear in abundance! Then I would share my awesome power with others!
I would also use the force to honk boobies.
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OUTLAW
If you were undeniably anointed with holy spirit what would you do?
I would thank Jehovah and ask Him to help me endure faithfully to the end......a watcher
Another JW Is Rewarded For A Life TIme Of..
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James Mixon
What do a Xmas tree and ornaments and a anointed JW GB member have in common?
Their balls are just for decoration.
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OnTheWayOut
If I have been UNDENIABLY chosen, then I should have audience with that Almighty.
So I would ask him WTF he is doing? The 2004 tsunami, the 2010 Haiti earthquake, cancer, all birth defects, and most of all- "Why don't you just show people who you are and tell them what you expect of them?"
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James Mixon
OnThewayOut; We must remember the Almighty invented the game hide and seek.
I have never come across anyone that plays the game so well.
