If you were undeniably anointed with holy spirit what would you do?

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  • Giordano
    I'd start a religion, turn it into a business then turn it into a racket just like the WTBT$.

    I would use my faith to heal people on national television, in front of a panel of Scientists, including Richard Dawkins. Goodbye to all diseases!

    Since faith the size of a mustard grain could move a mountain, I could stop plate tectonics and earthquakes would cease.

    I could also fly to the White House and chat with the President, I could end all wars. Let them shoot me! The bullets would bounce right off! Or I could just make them not be, you Grok??

    I would change the climate and provide food for the animals and cure their diseases as well! Why?? Cause I'm a swell guy!

    I would crash world economies by making food appear in abundance! Then I would share my awesome power with others!

    I would also use the force to honk boobies.


  • TakeOffTheCrown


    Very good questions.

    Jehovah may be cleaning house. If so, let him do his work.


    If you were undeniably anointed with holy spirit what would you do?

    I would thank Jehovah and ask Him to help me endure faithfully to the end......a watcher

    Another JW Is Rewarded For A Life TIme Of..


    .....Image result for TombStone bye

  • James Mixon
    James Mixon

    What do a Xmas tree and ornaments and a anointed JW GB member have in common?

    Their balls are just for decoration.

  • OnTheWayOut

    If I have been UNDENIABLY chosen, then I should have audience with that Almighty.

    So I would ask him WTF he is doing? The 2004 tsunami, the 2010 Haiti earthquake, cancer, all birth defects, and most of all- "Why don't you just show people who you are and tell them what you expect of them?"

  • brandnew
    MIXON !!!!+! GOOD SHITπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚OH DANG!!!!!
  • James Mixon
    James Mixon

    OnThewayOut; We must remember the Almighty invented the game hide and seek.

    I have never come across anyone that plays the game so well.

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