After the 'imitate jesus' RC whats next...?

by _Morpheus 19 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • _Morpheus
    Imitate the desert god. Yep. The CA for the upcoming year is entittled "imitate [insert desert god name]" So for the public at large its jesus but *wink wink* we really mean the desert god. Bait and switch.

    I don't think they are planning another RC, after all, the GT is almost upon us. I guess they could have the "Be obedient to those taking the lead." RC.

    Maybe "No, we're really serious this time. It's close." RC


  • freemindfade
    They blew their load with with Jesus drama. All these years and they finally did it. Last ditch effort. Actually I think they will be stretching the Jesus dramas out for a while to come.
  • The Searcher
    The Searcher

    "IMITATE THE GOVERNING BODY" - based on Paul's words,

    (1 Corinthians 11:1) . . .Become imitators of me, even as I am of Christ.

    (Philippians 3:17) . . .Unitedly become imitators of me, brothers. . .

    (1 Thessalonians 1:6) . . .and YOU became imitators of us and of the Lord. . .

    (Hebrews 6:12) . . .be imitators of those who through faith and patience inherit the promises.

  • eyeuse2badub

    "Imitate the Governing Body" RC next year! Everyone who wears a 'pinky' ring gets the best seats.

    just saying!


  • freemindfade
    Maybe they'll have the guy that played Jeebus start doing the broadcasts in character, and totally jump the shark
  • DesirousOfChange

    "Imitate the Governing Body" RC next year! Everyone who wears a 'pinky' ring gets the best seats.

    ehow: "Wearing a particular type of pinky ring can also be a mark of status. . . Although pinky rings were popular among gay men between the 1950s and 1970s, a pinky ring is no longer an indicator of sexual orientation."

    Nothing changes.

    JWs of "status" have always gotten the best seats.


  • username

    New light on Satan. Worship the only true god Satan! And the rank and file will fall in line believing this to be true.

  • cappytan

    Imitate Tight Pants Tony!*

    *Dress code strictly enforced with lapidation.

  • jw07

    Imitate Ba'al Convention of Jehovah's Witnesses

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