snowman joke

by termite 35 16 Replies latest social humour

  • termite 35
    termite 35

    One snowman says to the other snowman...'Can you smell carrots?'

    Edited by - termite 35 on 24 December 2002 20:42:1

  • SPAZnik
  • Joyzabel
    Joyzabel

    How did you get your snowman to jump up and down like you, Termite??

    cute!

    j2bf

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Very Termite-ish!

    LOL..

    Englishman.

  • termite 35
    termite 35

    Hey Spaz, ,Joy and Eman;my son told me that one-the more he tells me the funnier it gets!

    joy;go to www.clipart.co.uk-there are loads of annimated gifs that bounce like me!!!

    Merry Christmas,have a lovely day

  • Simon
    Simon

    What's the difference between Snow Men and Snow Women ?

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    Snow Balls !

  • termite 35
    termite 35

    Ha Ha Ha Simon!

    keep 'em coming!

    Have a lovely day with Ang and the boys-give them a hug from me

    must go and cook now-the family's dreading it, my recipes are infamous ( imaginative ! )concoctions

  • Joyzabel
    Joyzabel

    LOL @ Simon, Cute!

    Thanks for the addy, Termite. Hope you are enjoying your Christmas holiday.

    j2bf

  • termite 35
    termite 35

    OK; hubby's just told me this...the foods nearly ready so i'll type fast

    There were two prawns called Sebastian and Christian.As thet swam around one day they met a magic cod.'Hi ' said the cod,' i'll give you one wish,anything you like'

    Sebastian thought for a moment...'i'd love to be a shark'

    'very well' said the magic cod,'a shark you are''

    Sebastian was really happy, he zoomed around the ocean really fast, scaring everyone, having a great time.But gradually he realised that he had no friends left, Christian was scared of him and he had noone to hang out with.

    He swam around looking for the magic cod and eventually found him 'Please turn me back into a prawn; i'm lonely' he begged.

    The magic cod changed him back and he immediately swam to find Christians home.Seb knocked on the door...'Christian, let me in,i'm back!'

    'No way man' said Christian-'you're scary and you'll eat me'

    'I won't, I promise; i've changed...I found cod,i'm a prawn again ,Christian'

  • SPAZnik
    SPAZnik

    thanks a lot simon, i'll never look at snowballs the same way again!

    SPAZ

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