So there was a fish swimming along...

by Zoos 16 Replies latest social humour

  • LoveUniHateExams
    LoveUniHateExams

    I have a friend who wants to set up a food stall next to a mosque.

    He wants to call it Halal Snackbar

  • Driving Force
    Driving Force

    LUHE

    I hope he offers pork scratchings.

  • jhine
    jhine

    OK ,

    my 10 year old granddaughter wants me to post these , so I am taking no responsibility .

    Why did the sheep cross the road ?

    To get to the baaabers !

    Why did the cow cross the road ?

    To get to the mooovies !

    Jan

  • apostrate
    apostrate
    An Irish drunk staggered down the main street of the town. Somehow he managed to make it up the stairs to a cathedral and into the entrance, where he crashed from pew to pew, finally making his way to a side aisle and into a confessional. A priest had observed all this, and figured the fellow needed some help, so he entered his side of the confessional. After the priest sat there in deathly silence, he finally asked, "May I help you, my son?" "I dunno," came the drunk's voice from behind the partition. "You got any paper on your side?"
  • GodZoo
    GodZoo

    What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic..

    How do you make Holy water? Boil the hell out of it.

  • Zoos
    Zoos
    apostrate12 hours ago
    "An Irish drunk..."

    That's redundant.
  • James Mixon
    James Mixon
    I'm going to retire and live off my saving, not sure what I'll do that second week.

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