Quotes for waiting

by Seven 13 Replies latest social humour

  • waiting

    OK, Cajun Boy,

    An optimist is a guy that never had much experience.

    A redneck dies and left his entire forture to his beloved wife. She couldn't touch it until she was fourteen.

    Tell a man that there are 500 billion stars in the universe and he will believe you. Tell him a fence has just been painted and he has to touch it to find out if you're telling him the truth.

    And when dealing with one-liner replies: Like a midget at a urinal, I have to stay on my toes. Leslie Nielsen

  • Seven

    You are the Queen of Quotes, we mere
    mortals just try to fill in the gaps between your posts.

  • Frenchy

    Amen to that! waiting rules!

    -Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it-

  • waiting

    Aw, shucks,

    Make a reader laugh and he will think you a trivial fellow, but bore him in the right way and your reputation is assured.

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