Why do men have nipples???

by Celtic 106 Replies latest jw friends

  • Mulan
    Mulan

    Many years ago, I had a book from the La Leche League (a group promoting breast feeding and support for women who need help with it), and it had a great story in it about a family involved in a small plane crash. The mother was killed, and only the father and new baby survived. To stop the baby from screaming, he put it to his nipple to suck. It soothed the baby, and 2 days later he had milk, and they were rescued shortly after that! (It was illustrating how even adoptive mothers can breast feed if they persist.)

  • DakotaRed
    DakotaRed

    I like Mimilly's and Vivs reasons better

    <<<<<going off to stand in the corner now>>>>>

    Lew W

  • LDH
    LDH

    Mulan,

    That's remarkable. I've never heard that one. WOW!

    A woman who also goes to my same dentist had three children of her own, breastfed them. Then, ten years later (well into her 40's) adopted a Chinese baby. She lactated almost immediately and was nursing the baby for some ten months.

    My son (nine months now) still nurses every chance he gets. Once, my girlfriend was holding him and he made a certain noise. She had a 'let-down' immediately. Her youngest is 12.

    And no, I don't know why men have nipples but I wish Thi-Chi would post pix of Burning Man.

    Lisa

  • SYN
    SYN

    The phrases "man-tits" or "boy breasts" or "guy rack" or "dude cushions" come to mind!

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere
    Men have nipples because men like it when women lick them, nibble and softly bite them. Owww, the thoughts I am having right now....

    Yep... I think we have a winner!!!

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    Adam didn't have any nipples and he didn't have a belly button, either, since he didn't have to go through any fetal development or normal birth.

    There's also couple of other things God didn't give Adam: a decent wife and any common sense whatsoever. The whole thing was a screw-up from start to finish and the one who screwed it all up (God) blames US! He even had to kill his own son in order to draw the scent off the fact that he's the one who screwed everything up in the first place.

    No God has any business tinkering with DNA if he doesn't know what-in-the-hell he's doing.

    Farkel

  • ThiChi
    ThiChi

    LDH:

    It was a total blast! I camped at the VW Bus Camp for a second year (drove over 700 miles in my 67 split window). Great people. The Burn this year was just awesome....Art work, Art cars, theme camps...it was all good. Where else can you view Stone Hedge made out of Twinkies!!!

    LDH, When you are ready to go, e-mail me, I have some good suggestions for a camp to stay at for your first time...you make good friends fast for a more enjoyable stay.

    One night, I hooked up with some x-jws and sang "Move Ahead" as loud as we could while partying down the street! hehe!

    [email protected]

  • Solace
    Solace

    Mulan, OMG, For real? Men have milk ducts?

    Else, Men really like that?!? Hmmmm..................

  • ThiChi
    ThiChi

    Farkel:

    "When Adam explained to God what qualities he wanted in a wife, God explained that it would cost Adam an arm and a leg to obtain someone with those standards."

    Pondering the cost, Adam asked "what can I get for a rib?"

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Heaven, oh yeah! We like that a lot... like biting and licking the ears.

    Edited by - Elsewhere on 3 September 2002 16:23:17

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