IF I WAS AN ELDER, I WOULD..............

by minimus 22 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
    minimus

    For decades I heard people say "If I was an elder,I would change this or I wouldn't allow that.Brothers and sisters alike would always try to get the ear of an elder so as to enact a particular cause.Everybody has their own pet peeves in a congregation. Knowing what you know now, if as an elder you could make a major change in the congregation or organization, what difference would you make?.....this is hypothetical so it can be answered by male or female.

  • searcher
    searcher

    I would enforce a system whereby the needs of the congregation, not the company, came first.

    After all any organisation is worth nothing without the people in it.

    searcher.

  • RandomTask
    RandomTask

    I would promise to fix the air conditioning, put soda in the water fountains and free mints for everyone!

    aww what the heck, I'd become power mad and disfellowship people for sneezing during TMS talk #4

    Edited by - RandomTask on 28 August 2002 23:14:31

  • outoftheorg
    outoftheorg

    If I was an elder. Well um I would quit. Again. Did it once would do it again.

    Outoftheorg

  • Beck_Melbourne
    Beck_Melbourne
    If I was an elder. Well um I would quit

    ditto!

    Beck

  • butalbee
    butalbee

    ............jump off a very high bridge.

  • kenpodragon
    kenpodragon

    I was a elder ... want to know what I did?

    I LEFT!!!!!!!!

    Take Care

    Dragon

  • Hyghlandyr
    Hyghlandyr

    I would:

    Become a CO

    Become a DO

    Become a GB

    Legalize polygamy.

    The rest is obvious.

  • professor
    professor

    I would do just what Littletoe did!

    If you haven't read his story or heard the audio from his farewell talk to his congregation, it is definately worth your time! Click here.

  • blondie
    blondie

    minimus, when you were an elder, what did you try to do?

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