The SS Watchtower brings Jehovah to their Corporate Headquarters to remind him that the generation that saw 1914 had already passed and he forgot to bring in Armaggeddon, but he was still resting from the creation and could not be awakened.
Not seeing a rainbow after a rainstorm, Jehovah forgot his promise and begun another flood, leaving him alone with a vegetarian dog, seen here at the top of Mount Everest.
After reviewing some pictures, GB member Bro. Ogler dictates a suggestion to Hustler Magazine on why women would look better with a kleenex on their heads.
Having converted all America to Jovahism and running out of things to contradict society, They now go back to early Christianity and begin crusades.
New Awake! poster showing what happens when you get a blood transfusion from an aluminum container
A wonderful Bible Stories teaching aid to demonstrate that angels have no sex organs.
Brother CT Russel was experimenting to see if he could see a new light without his glasses.
Brother Flippy "Water Wings" Smith models the new beardless look.
Brother John Brown gets upset when he is DFd by Rutherford for wearing a beard in the style of Russel.
Sister Blondie offers Bro. Don 1 a BJ.
Brother Flippy's talk went really well until he forgot that his Public Talk notes were pinned to his coat.
Brother Russel's sketch of his memorial tumbstone, and the band that was to play at his burias at the masonic cemetery.
Fearing their sure lynching by angry mobs for covering up pedophiles, the upper management of the WT go to this federal agency.
Jehovah travels from the Pleiades to give a sign that Jesus did die on the cross.
As he started the Judicial Meeting, Brother Flippy safeguards his vital parts after realizing he started the meeting with a Holy Mary prayer.
Brother Flippy's Watchtower front page was rejected by the Writing Department because people were being confused with so many new lights.
Unfortunately, they placed the seats in nearby quicksand, so not only the seats, but the whole congregation, were swallowed by the earth.
The diagram explainining how only the prayers of dubs reach 'hova failed to include how he answers them.
Sister Flappy of the Oompahloompa Congregation tries to prove that frogs are clean animals, but proven wrong by the bible.
Brother P. Dophile is showing little David and Little Lynn how two koalas mate and inviting them to star in home movie on procreation.
Carman's new Album, "Christmas with Carman", flops when it included kingdom songs.
The Memorial is celebrated by annointed missionaries who literally follow Jesus advice and take no shoes to their host's home.
His angels being on strike, Jehovah decides to start Armaggeddon with the aid of humans under the direction of mafiossi Vito Ferrari who gets rich at $50,000 per hit. Unfortunately, he gets his orders backwards (they were written in Hebrew) and kills all Jehovah's Witnesses instead.
The first baby in the New System of Things begins to suffer from malnutrition because he cannot eat anything from flesh, and that includes milk.
Sister Flappy's initial exuberance about her new book quickly turned to anguish when she was disfellowshipped for going to court to prove the pedophiliacs cover up.
The brothers dance for joy when they find a new 8-year old kid who is martyrized and dies refusing blood.
Brothers dive for cover when Al Kaeda members bring down Bethel with another plane after claiming they are the only theocratic country in the world, and JWs are nothing but copycats.