Lisa. LOL If you scroll across the alphabets back and forth it would probably be what chat would have sounded like tonight with sound. LOL
LOL @ ona. Craig you are one sick man with all of those edits!
I like eggs in almost every conceivable way to prepare them
- Eggs Benedict
- scrambled eggs
- an egg sandwich
- hard boiled eggs
(imitating comforter's comprehension of English)
Me hungri now. I neede go eeat.
(edited to remove any expletives when describing eggs)
Edited by - Reborn2002 on 17 August 2002 4:22:24
what came first the chicken or the egg?
I like my eggs scrambled with a dash of vinegar and salt and pepper served with paprika potatoes and crispy bacon. A glass of OJ and a wonderful husband beside me. That is the beginnig of a perfect day!!
And after breakky whatever comes up then we do it.
Moe, you cutie, I love the egg pic!
I'll take mine sunny side up, or scrambled. I like them with pita bread and a type of arabic cheese on the side (pronounced: ah -reesh.....gutteral sound on the r.)
Scrambled with a bit of OJ, bacon and a sprinkle of cheese mixed in. OJ in omlettes gives them more taste than milk does.
Served on toast with a huge glass of OJ and grilled tomatoes on the side.
OJ huh...well hope this curbs your appetite for OJ:
I'm a simple man and so I like simple things......... so I like a nice googy (or is that googie?) egg
That means a nice soft-boiled egg with bread fingers to dip into it.
It feels like time for breakfast already.
Edited by - ozziepost on 17 August 2002 9:9:26
For posting that photo of O.J., you're lucky if you don't get shelled with rotten eggs!
Scrambled,fried in real butter,with hot salsa and Tabasco sauce.
I said I hate green eggs and ham.
I said I hate them, damn you Sam!
If you should bring them on my plane,
Dont plan to see your home again.
If you approach me on a boat,
Ill shove that ham right down your throat!
Get it through your skull so thick--
Green eggs and ham, they make me sick!
The ham looks like green doggy duke;
Those slimey eggs just make me puke.
If I ate them, I would vomit
Projectiles just like Halleys comet!
Now remove them from my face
Before I have to trash this place.
Should you serve them with a fox
Or inside a cardboard box,
Id burn the box, all flaming red
And eat the roasted fox instead.
I know Ive said this once before
Im sure you think Im quite the bore.
But I cant stand green eggs and ham.
I mean I hate them, damn you Sam!
What is it with you, Sam, I croaked
(Im all worked up, my voice is choked.)
You think I want this crap, I coughed
Do you have ties to Microsoft?
Have you bundled IE in your ham?
So Reno will ignore it Sam?
Well I wont eat it anyway,
Not for a million bucks a day!
Now leave at once, you are dismissed.
Damn you Sam, Im getting pissed!
I told you how I hate that crap.
Dont make me give your face a slap.
Shut up Sam, dont make me smack you.
The great Cornholio will attack you.
Green eggs and ham by any rights
We have to say, Uh-uh, this bites!
Sunny side up, with corned beef hash, one orange juice, a coffee, and a tea to start everything off.
(I'd have some bread, too, but I just found out that I'm allergic to it:( )