What a friggin' act of idiocy on the part of the local elders! Did Bill actually try to get into the hall and found that the doors were locked? Oh my God, if that is what happened, I sure hope that moment was videotaped. No wonder the elders refused all comment afterwards.....
Press on the phone: Mr. Cary, why did you lock the door to the Kingdung Hall when earlier in the week you had asked Mr. Bowen to attend this judicial meeting?
Bro Cary: We felt Mr. Bowen would not show for this meeting. But if he was to show, we assumed that he would have been wired for video and sound and we could not allow that.
Press: Does not our present judicial system allow for all legal proceedings to be recorded in some manner so that there is no cause for dispute later on?
Bro Cary: That may be the case in Caesar's jurisdiction, but within our religion all members realize that our decision to disfellowship or reprove are based on God's holy spirit directing the outcome. Jah's holy spirit was strong with us tonight and besides, three members of the governing body personally called to give us instructions to disfellowship Mr Bowen. What they say goes. Afterall, they are the only true channel to God in these last days of this system of things.
Press: Huh? I guess I didn't understand that last part about God directing folks and stuff. All I asked was why could Mr. Bowen not enter the Kingdung Hall and defend himself, wired or not?
Bro Cary: I just told you why. We have our rules and Caesar has his.
Press: OK, now I'm getting thoroughly confused here. You keep mentioning Caesar. What does a dead Roman ruler have to do with anything that I am talking about? Can you not just answer my question directly without going off into a tangent?
Bro Cary: I gave you my answer. If you did not understand it, that is not my problem.
Press: So did you or did you not lock the door to this hearing so that Mr. Bowen could not attend the meeting in which you invited him to defend himself? Could you answer that question with a simple Yes or No please?
Bro Cary: I already gave you that answer.
Press: Jesus H. Christ! No wonder you people are considered a cult.
Bro Cary: No we're not.
Press: Fine. Whatever. You can read about this later on in the papers and on the web. Believe me, you will look like an idiot to the rest of the world once this gets printed.
Bro Cary: Jehovah will protect his name and his organization.
Press (thinking to himself): ****If you only had a clue........****