No end to JW logic, Oranges can make you gay

by James Mixon 42 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • FayeDunaway
    FayeDunaway

    Well, WITHOUT oranges, or any citrus, you can get scurvy...Which is characterized by terrible diarrhea, and NOBODY, gay or not, is thinking about sex when they have diarrhea.

    Coincidence?

    Oranges=no diarrhea=sexual desire=possible gay sexual desire

    no oranges=diarrhea=No sexual desire=no possible gay sexual desire

  • berrygerry
    berrygerry
    And limes will turn you into an alien (wearing a JW.Borg pin).
  • Splash
    Splash

    It's all true!!


  • punkofnice
    punkofnice
    Of course. Oranges are fruits.
  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    I would say, "Do you realize how many hotels that JW's stay in for their conventions have oranges and orange juice out for their free breakfast, and how many JW's not only partake but even snatch an extra orange for their Watchtower-approved lunch later that day? That certainly is very gay of them."

  • Protarded
    Protarded
    This one time at pioneer camp I... Never mind.
  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    Seriously, I hope the person that said this wasn't serious. If they were.............hoooooooooooooo dear!!

    They'd make a good GB member

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot
    Is there such a thing as a rainbow fruit?
  • NewYork44M
    NewYork44M
    I think you heard wrong. It is wearing orange that makes you gay.
  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    Of course, this would mean that Anita Bryant was actually promoting homosexuality.

    Her homophobia was all a smokescreen:

    Here she is, seducing two children with gay oranges!

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