What kind of Apostate are YOU?

by SYN 38 Replies latest jw friends

  • Dutchie
    Dutchie

    Thanks, Viv!

  • ve9gra
    ve9gra

    I guess I'm in the same class as ISP.. I moved around so much that I think they lost my publisher's card!!! :)

    Or I could be of the "Too bright/inquisitive to still be in the BORG" class.

  • Kingpawn
    Kingpawn

    2SYN,

    DILLIGAF: Do I Look Like I Give A...er, Frisbee.

    (Applied to a guard by some POW's at the "Hanoi Hilton" during the war.)

  • outoftheorg
    outoftheorg

    I am of that afore mentioned covert class. I use my extensive cia training to cause as much doubt about the wbts as I can in selected targets. Actually I have some never were jw friends that take great delight in causing a disturbance. Actually any kind of disturbance. But I keep them directed to any Jw I find out has doubts. If I disclose more I will have to kill you. Shhhhh don't talk.

  • Mackin
    Mackin

    I am of the "out-and-wish-my-family-was-too" class. However I don't want to come over too overtly apostate and scare them.

    I am also of the "have-heard-of-some-old-friends-who-are-out-and-trying-to-contact-them" class. If there are any lurking around here please e-mail me, I would love to hear from you.

    Mackin.

  • D8TA
    D8TA

    I'm the:

    The Governing Body of the Watchtower Bible Tract Society (aka: Jehovah Witnesses) Better Pray that the Law Enforcement and Judicial Powers of this World serve justice, for if All Avenues Become Exhausted, I will Go William Wallace on Their Asses and They Will Be Sleeping With One Eye Open For the Rest of Their Lives - Class.

    ".....And Then There Was None."

    D8TA

  • joeshmoe
    joeshmoe

    I'm of the "now I know why I'm so screwed-up" class.

    And you know what GI Joe says: knowing is half the battle (At least, I think that's what he says... I haven't seen the cartoon since I was 10 and used to sneak away to a friends house!).

  • scumrat
    scumrat

    I'm the "pimple on your ass class"

    You can pick me, scratch me, squeeze me, pop me, and medicate me

    Butt you won't get rid of me cause I ain't goin nowhere !!!!!

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    Ozzie is qualified member of the Classless Class!

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