JW terminology

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  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    I have tried to put together a glossary of terms/jargon/loaded language most commonly used by JWs. What do you think I've missed or not got quite right? Thanks in advance.

    the Truth What JW's call their religion/Watchtower corporation dogma
    1914 The date the Watchtower corporation says Jesus returned to Earth but was invisible
    1914 Date the end of the world was predicted
    1918 Date the end of the world was predicted
    1951 Date the end of the world was predicted
    1975 Date the end of the world was predicted
    144,000 Amount of humans going to heaven
    Accurate Knowledge Only Watchtower doctrine
    Anointed A JW that thinks god has chosen them to go to heaven rather than live on Paradise earth.
    Apostate Pejorative term A word changed by the JWs to mean a person that has left the Watchtower corporation's religion. These ones are shunned (even by close family) and vilified.
    Assembly Large gathering of congregations
    Awake! A magazine distributed by JWs
    Babylon the great Non Watchtower corporation religions/cults
    Bad association Someone that does not obey Watchtower corporation rules.
    Baptism Full water immersion to show allegiance to Watchtower corporation
    Bethel Headquarters of the corporations
    Bible study Process of indoctrination using Watchtower corporation publications. Also refers to a non JW that is being indoctrinated by Watchtower corporation dogma
    Bible-Trained Conscience Obeying Watchtower corporation rules
    Brotherhood Only JWs
    Brotherly Love Conditional love based on obedience to Watchtower corporation
    Brothers Male JW (Usually 'baptised')
    Christendom All Christian religions that are not the Watchtower corporation
    Circuit Assembly Large gathering of congregations
    Circuit Overseer Watchtower corporation company man in charge of a 'circuit'
    Congregation Designated group of JWs that meet together
    Contribution Money given to the Watchtower corporation
    convention Large gathering of congregations
    Demonistic Someone with a mental illness or something not approved by Watchtower corporation
    Demonized Someone with a mental illness
    Demons Invisible magical creatures that JWs fear
    Disassociation or DA/ed When someone does not wish to be a JW anymore they are to be shunned. this is a control method used to prevent ones from leaving or giving Watchtower corporation a bad name. Disassociated ones must be ignored and shunned. Watchtower corporation recommends this practice to break up families where they deem corporation policies are violated
    Disfellowshipping or DF/ing A control method used to prevent ones from leaving or giving Watchtower corporation a bad name. Disfellowshipped ones must be ignored and shunned. Watchtower corporation recommends this practice to break up families where they deem corporation policies are violated
    District Assembly Large gathering of congregations
    District Convention Large gathering of congregations
    District Overseer Watchtower corporation company man in charge of a district
    Elders Local leaders
    Encourage/ment Reminders to obey Watchtower corporation rules
    Faithful and Discreet Slave A title (from the Bible), that the corporation leaders give themselves
    Faithful Christians Only JWs
    Faithful slave A title (from the Bible), that the corporation leaders give themselves
    fear of man Not obeying Watchtower corporation rules because of a non JW's opinion
    Field ministry Door knocking
    Field service Door knocking
    Field Service Time Counting how many hours one spends in the 'ministry'. This is to buy salvation and so the elders can judge one's 'spirituality'
    Getting time in Buying salvation buy turning in 'report slip'.
    Gilead Watchtower corporation school
    Goats/Goat like ones All of mankind that are not JWs
    God’s Channel (of communication) Watchtower corporation
    Good news of the Kingdom Watchtower corporation doctrine
    Good news of the Kingdom Watchtower corporation doctrine
    Governing Body A title (NOT from the Bible), that the corporation leaders give themselves
    Great Crowd Non 'anointed' JWs that will live on 'paradise earth' after 'Armageddon'.
    Great tribulation A supposed time when all JWs will be persecuted for staying loyal to Watchtower corporation. This is said to be just before 'Armageddon'
    Honest-Hearted-ones Only JWs
    Hours To qualify for eternal life in 'paradise', a JW must report how many hours they have spent in the 'ministry' each month.
    Householder Non JW met on the door knocking work.
    Inactive A JW that is not reporting 'hours' to the elders
    Incidental witnessing See: Informal witnessing
    Informal witnessing Talking to a non JW about Watchtower dogma in an effort to recruit them
    Jehovah JW's name for god
    Jehovah's Happy People Only Jehovah's witnesses
    Jehovah's Organization Watchtower corporation and legal entities
    Jehovah's Theocratic Arrangement Watchtower corporation and legal entities
    Kingdom Hall Meeting place of JWs
    Kingdom Ministry Door knocking
    Kingdom interests Pertains to Watchtower corporations possessions and rules
    Last days Current period of time. Watchtower corporation say that 'Armageddon' is coming soon
    Lord's evening meal Annual meeting after sundown to commemorate the death of Jesus
    Loyalty Obedience to Watchtower corporation rules
    Loyalty To Jehovah Obeying Watchtower corporation rules
    Marked when a JW/associate cannot be DF'd or DA'd they are semi shunned
    Mature Christian Obeying Watchtower corporation rules
    Meat In Due Season Watchtower corporation doctrine
    Meat In Due Season Dogma from the Watchtower being received
    Meek Obeying Watchtower corporation rules
    Meeting Gathering for indoctrination
    Memorial Annual meeting after sundown to commemorate the death of Jesus
    Mentally diseased apostate Someone that has left the Watchtower corporation. These 'apostates' must be shunned. 15 July 2011 Watchtower
    Ministerial Servants watchtower corporation equivalent of a deacon
    New light Changes in Watchtower rules or doctrine
    New world Paradise Earth after god kills all non JWs
    Organisation Watchtower corporation
    Paradise (Earth) Paradise Earth after god kills all non JWs
    Pioneer/s Ones that sign up to do more 'hours' per month in the 'ministry'
    Practicing True Religion Only JWs
    Present Truth Current Watchtower corporation doctrine
    Privately Reproved Told off for not obeying Watchtower corporation rules
    Public Reproved Named and shamed for disobeying Watchtower corporation rules
    Public Talk Watchtower corporation doctrinal discourse at the Kingdom Hall
    Pure Language Watchtower corporation speak
    Remnant A JW that thinks god has chosen them to go to heaven rather than live on Paradise earth.
    Report slip For counting how many hours one spends in the 'ministry'. This is to buy salvation and so the elders can judge one's 'spirituality'
    Revealed Truth Only Watchtower corporation doctrine
    Righteous New Order Paradise Earth after god kills all non JWs
    Righteousness Obeying Watchtower corporation rules
    Satan's System All of mankind that are not JWs
    Serving Jehovah Obey Watchtower corporation rules
    Sheep Only JWs
    Sheep like ones Obeying Watchtower corporation rules
    Shepherding Calls When elders visit to 'encourage' underlings
    Sisters Female JW (Usually 'baptised')
    Slave class A title (from the Bible), that the corporation leaders give themselves
    Special assembly Day (SAD) Large gathering of congregations
    Spiritual Obeying Watchtower corporation rules
    Spiritually Not Qualified Not obeying Watchtower corporation rules
    Spiritually weak/sick Not obeying Watchtower corporation rules
    Street-Work witnessing' to people in the street
    Study Process of indoctrination using Watchtower corporation publications
    Stumble Not obeying Watchtower corporation rules due to being discouraged
    Talk(s) Watchtower based lectures
    Territory Local area where a JW goes out to do preaching
    The Body of Elders All the elder in a 'congregation'
    The Friends Only JWs
    the Light gets brighter Justification for flip flops or changes to Watchtower laws, rules or doctrine
    The New Order Paradise Earth after god kills all non JWs
    The New System Paradise Earth after god kills all non JWs
    The Society Watchtower corporation and legal entities
    Theocratic Watchtower corporation rules
    Theocratic Order Watchtower corporation rules
    Theocratic Warfare Strategy Permission form Watchtower corporation to lie to non JWs (Watchtower 1 Feb 2007 & Qualified to be Ministers 1967 p197)
    Time Of The end Current period of time. Watchtower corporation say that 'Armageddon' is coming soon
    True Christians Only JWs
    Undeserved Kindness Grace…but limited to Watchtower corporation rules
    Undeserved/Loving Kindness Grace…but limited to Watchtower corporation rules
    Unity Obeying Watchtower corporation rules
    Unrepentant Not obeying Watchtower corporation
    Useful Habits Obeying Watchtower corporation rules
    Waiting On Jehovah when the Watchtower corporation does not make a law on a subject, a JW must wait.
    Watchtower A magazine distributed by JWs
    Watchtower Study Indoctrination session
    Where the need is great An where Watchtower doctrine is not widely preached
    Wicked System Of Things All of mankind that are not JWs
    World All non JWs
    World Empire Of False Religion Non Watchtower corporation religions/cults
    Worldly All things Non JW
    Worship Jehovah Obey Watchtower corporation rules
    WTBTS Watchtower corporation and legal entities
    Zealous One that obeys Watchtower corporation without question and is proactive in this
  • punkofnice
    punkofnice
    Privilege Being given a task to further Watchtower corporation's interests
  • marmot
    marmot
    Nice writeup. I used to attend a sign language group and non-witness deaf people told me that a bunch of their signs are WT-specific gibberish.
  • punkofnice
    punkofnice
    marmot9 minutes agoNice writeup. I used to attend a sign language group and non-witness deaf people told me that a bunch of their signs are WT-specific gibberish.

    Yes. I have given talks at a BSL congregation. However, the signs used were not always accurate...some were made up. \m/,
  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    marmot - "I used to attend a sign language group and non-witness deaf people told me that a bunch of their signs are WT-specific gibberish."

    Well, considering they're based on spoken gibberish...

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice
    vidiot - Too true
  • StrongHaiku
    StrongHaiku

    punkofnice, I really like the "Devil's Dictionary" you are putting together.

    Overlapping Generation - A "virtual" generation comprised of the generation that wouldn't die (and did) and the JWs that have not died, yet.

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice
    Strong Haiku - Now that's good
  • Phizzy
    Phizzy
    A brilliant list young Punkie, as Strong Haiku says, Ambrose Bierce would have been most approving of your skills as a Lexicographer !
  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    Hahahahaha. Someone put a dislike on my comment to stronghaiku.

    Who did that and why? Come on own up!

    Phuzzy. Let's hope so.

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