Self-Gratification

by DINKY 36 Replies latest social relationships

  • not interested
    not interested

    i ws just thinking about a friend af mine that was a long tearm bethalite, hed tell me stories of bootlegg copys of Victoria secteat mags and spsort illisterated swim suit issues and im wondering how many gallons of "SEED" are flushed down the toilets out there in bethel

  • Xander
    Xander

    "Bootleg" copies of Victoria's Secret?

    What? The sisters weren't allowed to wear sexy ling--- no, nevermind, of course not. Silly me.

    PJs or sweats for everyone!

    (Hold on, that IS a good question! What IS god-approved sleepwear? Does anyone in Bethel sleep in the nude? How scandalous! Is even underwear alone too revealing? Inquiring minds want to know!)

  • SYN
    SYN

    AHAHAHAHA! Only in Bethel and Iran is it possible to "bootleg" Victoria's Secret catalogues! RIDICULOUS!

    And yeah, those plumbers must have some real problems...

  • Xander
    Xander

    HEY NOW! You're distracting from my very serious bible-based question.

    What IS god-approved sleepwear?

    Well, what do all the active JWs here wear to bed? What do the apostates wear? (For comparison)?

    Does this deserve it's own thread???

    Why am I talking like this?

    What do I mean?

    What do I mean by 'what do I mean'?

    Find out on....

  • SYN
    SYN
    What IS god-approved sleepwear?

    Maybe the GB knows? I'm sure there's a Watchtower about it! My bet would be something that covers the ankles!

    Well, what do all the active JWs here wear to bed? What do the apostates wear? (For comparison)?

    Well, this Apostate sleeps "nekkid", unless it's winter, when I'll wear some boxers and socks...

    Does this deserve it's own thread???

    Sounds like a great idea....

    Why am I talking like this?

    You're asking the wrong guy!

    What do I mean?

    See above!

    What do I mean by 'what do I mean'?

    Yes, these truly are the deep things of the Apostates!

  • butalbee
    butalbee
    What IS god-approved sleepwear?

    What did Adam and Eve wear in the garden of eden? Maybe a fig leaf, now and then...

    Well, what do all the active JWs here wear to bed? What do the apostates wear? (For comparison)?

    Dubs--Full body pajama's and bathrobes.

    Apostates sleep in the buff, a couple smurfs lingering about to guard against JW's.

    Does this deserve it's own thread???

    Slip "boobies" in title get over 100 replies.

    Why am I talking like this?

    You're drunk.

    What do I mean?
    What do I mean by 'what do I mean'?
    What you mean by:
    what do I mean,

    is I have no idea what you mean, but I do know that you mean it?

  • Xander
    Xander
    Slip "boobies" in title get over 100 replies

    Check and check!

    Topic: What IS god-approved sleepwear? (Oh, 'boobies')

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