Top ten things I would do if I were 80, a Bethelitte, and discovered ttat
10, I would work out each day at the Bethel Gym. 9, Cosy up to the rich Widows in my congregation. 8, Perhaps hold Lois Lanes hand. 7, Wear a good hair piece, and grow a moustache, 6. Wear that Metero Sexual suit. 5, Write a good book about retirement on a really low budget. 4, Tell them to take this job and shove it. 3, Fake a 15 minute increment FS report. 2, Sneak into the JW Broadcast room while they are live and say, "Jesus is here for his inspection, Guys" 1, Move to Canada, and get free strong medication.