HELP ME COMPILE A LIST OF DISCARDED WORDS AND PHRASES from the WTS

by Terry 45 Replies latest jw friends

  • sparky1
    sparky1

    "Immodest grooming" replaced by "SPANX" and 'tight pants'.

  • naja
    naja

    ... approach (reproach) your throne of undeserved kindness

    "deep truth" (Fred Franz)

    I remember one brother, whenever he prayed in his 3 minutes prayers at least 20 times he said "in this time of the end"

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    The walking dead=attractive single worldly people

    house shopping=going around your community picking out which house you want to live in once god kills the homeowners at Armageddon

    self-abuse=masturbation

    unnatural=anything wts does not approve of, esp. sexually

    the rod=corporal punishment mandated by the bible

    feeding upon=receiving intravenous medications or therapeutics

    theocratic strategy=wts-sanctioned lying to outsiders

    evidently=whatever follows this word is true

    Bethel=a commune of cult volunteers

    horses=magazines

    trumpets=soundless, invisible, imperceptible notifications of the fulfillment of bible prophecy by imaginary, invisible sky people

    false religion=religions that have unbiblical practices or make false prophecies everyone else

    Jehovah hates=anything wts says they don't want you to do

    Jehovah=an imaginary, invisible, mute bearded sky daddy who, if human, would be investigated by Child Protective Services and other authorities, tried and executed for mass murder and torture

  • stillin
    stillin

    Our Kingdom Ministry

    replaced by Our Kingdom Service

    then back to Our Kingdom Ministry

    (did I get that right? I can barely keep up with the Chariot!)

    What was that about? They were afraid that every joe-blow r&f witness was going around presenting himself as a "minister," which was creating problems for the clergy in the Borg.

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    oops I didn't notice the word "discarded" in the OP

  • stillin
    stillin

    Don't forget "brethren!"

    And the implicit "sistern"

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