Thou shalt not save for thy retirement, for thy Governing Body needeth the money, and thou shalt be poor in the purse as well as in thy spirit, and verily, the New System shall arrive ere you attaineth the grey hairs of retirement age.
JW 10 Commandments (possibly much more): Thou shalt.....
by androb31 19 Replies latest jw friends
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Divergent
GL - O ye of little faith! Jehovah will provide!!!
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GLTirebiter
JK: Jehovah helps those who help themselves the organization!
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OneEyedJoe
Thou shalt turn in a dear friend to the elders if he sins in any way (even if he has already corrected his mistake and no one was harmed) and especially of they express any doubts in the validity of 7 geezers' claim that they're God's mouthpiece.
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androb31
Thou shalt hate thy apostate family members and love thy neighbor as long as long as they accept thine watchtower magazines.
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phats
Thou must lie, cheat & cover over ANY wrong doing done by thy god the org & hate thyself if thy feel any regret.
Phats.
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sparky1
Thou shalt not use any other bible translation other than THE NEW WORLD TRANSLATION OF THE HOLY SCRIPTURES because it is the only bible approved by the Faithful and Discreet Slave and produced by Jehovahs Holy Spirit. (It doesn't matter that it is an amateur work produced by hacks)
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Hairtrigger
Thou shalt not show matrimonial interest in a sister till thou gettest an MS.
Thou shalt turn in false FS reports in order to covet a MS post and higher.
Thou shalt kiss elder ass to become a MS.
Thou shalt desist from getting a higher education.
Thou shalt be braindead to all evidence offered against the WBT$ and its GB.
Thou shalt play only one sport called"Knock Knock".
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stuckinarut2
Thou shalt not lie
(oh except if done in the form of "theocratic warfare" and if it is to protect the org and its interests...then it's ok! Lie away!)
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Hairtrigger
Thou art to have yet another sport-"Go- Cart"!