JW 10 Commandments (possibly much more): Thou shalt.....

by androb31 19 Replies latest jw friends

  • GLTirebiter

    Thou shalt not save for thy retirement, for thy Governing Body needeth the money, and thou shalt be poor in the purse as well as in thy spirit, and verily, the New System shall arrive ere you attaineth the grey hairs of retirement age.

  • Divergent

    GL - O ye of little faith! Jehovah will provide!!!

  • GLTirebiter

    JK: Jehovah helps those who help themselves the organization!

  • OneEyedJoe

    Thou shalt turn in a dear friend to the elders if he sins in any way (even if he has already corrected his mistake and no one was harmed) and especially of they express any doubts in the validity of 7 geezers' claim that they're God's mouthpiece.

  • androb31

    Thou shalt hate thy apostate family members and love thy neighbor as long as long as they accept thine watchtower magazines.

  • phats

    Thou must lie, cheat & cover over ANY wrong doing done by thy god the org & hate thyself if thy feel any regret.


  • sparky1

    Thou shalt not use any other bible translation other than THE NEW WORLD TRANSLATION OF THE HOLY SCRIPTURES because it is the only bible approved by the Faithful and Discreet Slave and produced by Jehovahs Holy Spirit. (It doesn't matter that it is an amateur work produced by hacks)

  • Hairtrigger

    Thou shalt not show matrimonial interest in a sister till thou gettest an MS.

    Thou shalt turn in false FS reports in order to covet a MS post and higher.

    Thou shalt kiss elder ass to become a MS.

    Thou shalt desist from getting a higher education.

    Thou shalt be braindead to all evidence offered against the WBT$ and its GB.

    Thou shalt play only one sport called"Knock Knock".

  • stuckinarut2

    Thou shalt not lie

    (oh except if done in the form of "theocratic warfare" and if it is to protect the org and its interests...then it's ok! Lie away!)

  • Hairtrigger

    Thou art to have yet another sport-"Go- Cart"!

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