JW 10 Commandments (possibly much more): Thou shalt.....

Thus sayeth the Governing body!!

1. Love the Org. your god with all your heart, mind, soul and strength......

2. Listen obey and be blessed....

3. NOT wear tight pants.....

4. NOT NOT wear colorful socks....

5. Highlight your Watchtower magazines (as long as your socks don't match your highlighters)....

6. Not engage in deaf masturbation....

7. Not research our older literature....

8. Not engage in independent thinking...

9. Not go on vacation if you haven't visited bethel.....

10. Not report pedophiles to the authorities.....

Others feel free to add to the list.

11. Do not hold hands during prayer.

12. Invite all your neighbours to the convention, but make sure they don’t listen to any recordings made from this convention.

Thou shalt have dysfunctional relationships, marriages and families.

Thou shalt embrace the FOG mindset

(fear, obligation, guilt)

Not use the Internt or fancy devices for they are the Satan's tool. Use the Internet and fancy devices for they are Jehovah's tool.

Not take blood or any part of it. Take every part of blood and any part of it, as long as it isn't named "blood" or "blood cell"

Thou shalt give mandatory but voluntary donations not tithes.

Thou shalt suppress all nagging feelings and doubts about the stupidity of the org And the teachings!

I bet the old commandment of having a 4 door service car will change to having a van that can haul a cart around.

Thou shalt not sit next to a person of the opposite sex unless married or a relative.

Thou shalt not marry a brother who is not an MS / elder