Everyone must purchase the Critical Thinking Cap for 5 easy Payments of $19.95...call me now!
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
If you are going to insult people at least be intelligent about it.
Moderators should consider the context of a post above all else, except when dealing with direct personal attacks.
Apologize every once in while....its good for your soul. At least one apology for every new member level attained.
If you think you have to be right 100% of the time...then go somewhere else and be a jackass.
Don't create 20,000 user ids to make a point or help prove your own "anonymously".
and above all...BE NICE TO EACH OTHER GODDAMIT!!!!!!
District Overbeer of the "never too strict" class