Could I Make It As A Professional Gambler?

by gilwarrior 31 Replies latest jw friends

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  gilwarrior

  As I have mentioned before, at the end of August I plan on moving to Las Vegas. However, I am wondering if I could acually make a living as a professional gambler. I recently bought a CD-ROM game that has many casino games. I started playing poker. At first I didn't know what I was doing, but I have started getting the hang of it. Last week I started with $5000 and now I am up to $27,000. Now I know that playing poker against a computer doesn't compare to playing with acual people, but I am being to think that if I try really hard I could get good at poker and acually make a living of it.

  What do ya'll think?

  "I have so much love to give, but no one to give it to."

  William H. Macy - "Magnolia"
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  bitter mango

  dont think so
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  D8TA

  You are joking...right?

  RIGHT?

  D8TA
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  Naeblis

  Recently I bought a fighting game for my PS2. At first I wasn't doing so well, even losing to Fisty "Three Knuckles" Malone of Texas. Now, I routinely beat even the hardest of characters, and have decided to enter myself into an Ultimate Fighting championship. Wish me well everyone!
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  D8TA

  Okay that's it. Thanks for your post Naeb. I am now going to enroll in to plumbing school. I have the unique skills of jumping in and out of huge pipes. I also can jump on top of the heads of mushrooms. I also possess the power to summon a star from the night sky, and grow twice my size. Do you think I should include in my resume, that I have the speacial talent to throw fireballs as well? Oh man! I can't wait to tell my brother Luigi about this!

  D8TA
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  gilwarrior

  Thanks for the encouragement guys.

  SCREW ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  "I have so much love to give, but no one to give it to."

  William H. Macy - "Magnolia"
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  COMF

  and acually make a living of it.

  Wanna bet?

  Perplext no more with Human or Divine,
  To-morrow's tangle to the winds resign,
  And lose your fingers in the tresses of
  The cypress-slender Minister of Wine.
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  Naeblis

  Well we're not going to encourage you to do something ridiculous. What's the lure of Vegas anyways? What are you going to DO there?? I thought you ran a bakery. What's wrong with that?
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  Satanus

  Please wait a while before you go w this. You could be hitting a manic phase.

  SS
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  Prisca

  Now I know that playing poker against a computer doesn't compare to playing with acual people,

  EXACTLY!!

  Before you get any fancy ideas like this, get out in the real world and play against real players. Some of them might be professional gamblers. Talk to them before you do anything else.