What is the perfect product to sell to a JW?

usualusername

What is the perfect product to sell to a JW?

Cheap?
Exclusive?
Pyramid schemes?
Make you live longer?

Let me know.

UUN

NAVYTOWN

The rank & file could be convinced to buy a special New Light Chalice that when sipped from will automatically make the person one of the Annointed.

GLTirebiter

Miracle wheat

(JWN thread from 2007)

3rdgen

The Brooklyn Bridge

Vidiot

Amway.

Simon

Bound volumes of magazines they've already bought throughout the year and have stacks of in their back-rooms.

EndofMysteries

Confirmation of the evi-ahem I mean faithful slave. A chatty cathy doll that says the governing body is the faithful slave that they can play for those moments they have doubts.

berrygerry

JW lappin it up

smiddy

A former freind of mine ( he disowned me for leaving the" truth" ) wore a t-shirt that said "Lose weight Ask Me How" slogan .

It was humourous because of his pot belly.It was a get rich quick scheme of the witnesses , but nobody I knew ever got rich from it.Maybe the promoters did ?

smiddy

joe134cd

Something with jw.org on it. Now that's original.i bet no one thought of that.

What is the perfect product to sell to a JW?

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