Two More Days. Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick...

by Farkel 5 Replies latest watchtower scandals

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    Two days and counting, folks. Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick….

    There has been some discussion on what kind of an outcome there will be from the DateLine airing of child-rape-coverups by the Watchtower Society, and many points of view have been expressed. I thought I would toss in my own thoughts on what the ultimate downside would be if the DateLine program’s objective bombed.

    So here goes:

    1) The members of the Governing Body all receive “Outstanding Achievement” Awards from numerous societies dedicated to Humanitarianism.

    2) The United Nations Branch of UNICEF awards the Watchtower Society three million dollars to do-as-they wish in continuing to promote and protect the interests of our priceless children. The Watchtower Society promises to use all of that money to produce literature that will be sold to the public and that will benefit children.

    3) JW membership doubles in the next five years.

    4) Psychologists and other mental-health professionals take a new look on the subject of child-rape and unanimously conclude that child-rape is definitely the fault of the six-year-old children and they should be severely punished and re-programmed so that they won’t make adults do that ever again.

    5) Field service becomes a pleasure for JWs and they are continuously faced with householders who say “everyone can see that everything those disgruntled people said were lies. They are probably demonized, too. Can I have a free home Bible study for myself and another one for my wife, and three more for my children? Then, could you get one each for my 4 aunts and 6 uncles? Could I please buy every book you have? We now KNOW you have the truth.”

    6) All of Babylon-the-Grape cringes in horror as the Watchtower religion faces a massive influx of new members who are literally fighting to attend meetings and “reach out” for more privileges.

    7) Applications to Bethel become so numerous that there is a three-year-waiting list and the society is forced to require all new recruits to sign up for ten years. Or else.

    Well, there it is. The ultimate worst-case downside scenario for JW critics regarding the upcoming DateLine show.

    Is such a thing possible?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Dream on, you Watchtower criminals. You are about to be exposed for what you really are and it ain’t gonna be pretty.

    Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick…………….

    Farkel

  • jst2laws
    jst2laws

    Hi Farkel,

    Very imaginative. Glad you are still here with this wit. I don't speak up much lately but I'm trying harder. Sorry to neglect responding to your hard work in the past. Keep on Fark.

    Jst2laws

  • outnfree
    outnfree

    Jst2,

    Didn't you speak up loud and clear just recently?

    Farkel,

    Very nice.
    Going to e-mail all the dubs I can now with the subject line : DATELINE - MAY 28 - 8 PM EST.
    Think that'll get 'em curious?

    outnfree

  • patio34
    patio34

    Farkel, That was very witty and I'm still smiling. Thanks!

  • LB
    LB

    tick tick tick


    Never Squat With Yer Spurs On

  • Joyzabel
    Joyzabel

    Thanks outnfree, yes jst2laws did speak out loud and clear. I was very proud of him.

    Sorry Farkel, not stealing your thread or anything.

    j2bf

    <checking VCR for blank tape, setting TV on NBC, waiting for tuesday>

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