Has the NWT changed ASS to donkey everywhere?

by hamsterbait 10 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • hamsterbait
    hamsterbait

    As in "You must not covet your neighbor' s bottom?"

    are there any other "interesting, if not funny changes"?

    HB

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    WT has reverted to Latin:

    "You must not covet your neighbor's gluteus maximus".

  • Phizzy
    Phizzy

    What about your neighbours wife's arse ?

  • blondie
    blondie

    Next step: change "elder" and "overseer" to ASS everywhere in the NWT

  • Balaamsass2
    Balaamsass2

    They got rid of Balaams Ass. Balaams Donkey just doesn't have the same ring to it. My wife would never just call me a Donkey.

  • prologos
    prologos

    how about donkey hole? or total, whole donkey?, complete ass?

    what really si the difference between the two? and a mule? half ass?

  • EndofMysteries
    EndofMysteries

    Then the LORD gave the ass the ability to speak. "What have I done to you that deserves your beating me three times?" it asked Balaam.

    I guess Balaam's ass was sore from the spankings. He must of been one of those BDSM types. Imagine his face though when his own ass starts speaking to him.

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    Is it now CIRCUIT DONKEY-SEMBLIES ? ...or do they drop the 's'?

  • bioflex
    bioflex

    Lets see how many words we can get from the NWT by replacing "ass" with "donkey"

    DONKEYEMBLEY GROUNDS.

  • Apognophos
    Apognophos

    I always look forward to pdonkeying the emblems at the Memorial.

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