Evolution is just a theory

by venting 26 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • stuckinarut2
    stuckinarut2

    Evolution is a theory, but the account of:

    a woman being turned into a pillar of salt was a fact?

    a man walking on water was a fact?

    a talking snake was a fact?

    people living for hundreds of years was a fact?

    the whole earth being covered by a flood was a fact?

    people raised from the dead was a fact?

    shall I keep listing?? (Feel free to add to this list!)

  • Theredeemer
    Theredeemer

    a talking ass was a fact?(does Jim carrey count?)

    the sun standing still was a fact?

    A whole wall being torn down by the sound of singing and trumpets was a fact?

    A whole army of 100000 slain by an angel in one night was a fact?

    the entire account of Samson was a fact?

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    wannabefree - "Evolution is a theory postulated on scientific evidence. Creation is a theory based on ..."

    ...the writings of bronze-age nomads.

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    Vidiot: ...the writings of bronze-age nomads.

    Now, now, Vidiot...we've talked about this before. They were Stone Age nomads written about in the Bronze Age.

  • sir82
    sir82

    Now, now, Vidiot...we've talked about this before. They were Stone Age nomads written about in the Bronze Age.

    No no no...they were iron age goatherds.

    Can't you people get anything right?

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    Okay, sir82, let's compromise: It was The Iron Goat Age written about in the Bronze Age.

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    The point is, it's all been pretty much debunked in the Information Age.

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