Local Elder wins hot tub.

by Clambake 44 Replies latest jw experiences

  • Bye bye birdie
    Bye bye birdie

    Luke 2:49

    And he said to them, “Why were you looking for me? Did you not know that I must be in my hot tub?"

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    @ DFTS: he thought that JW's could not participate in the stock market because that was no different than gambling at a casino

    By that moronic reasoning a JW should never buy a house either.

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    @ DoC: As I recall hot tubs lead to over drinking and swinger parties.

    Why do you think I bought one?

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    @ Vidiot: I don't know what's weirder...these four scenarios you just pulled out of your ass, or the fact that I can actually visualize them being used in demonstrations at an assembly.

    I think what's weird is you visualizing me pulling things out of my ass . Which, by the way, would make for a great assembly demonstration.

  • DesirousOfChange
    DesirousOfChange

    @ DoC: As I recall hot tubs lead to over drinking and swinger parties.

    DCMS: Why do you think I bought one?

    And once again, I am never invited to those parties.....................;-(

    Doc

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    And once again, I am never invited to those parties.....................;-(

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    consider yourself invited....

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    Shirley - "I think what's weird is you visualizing me pulling things out of my ass ..."

    Frankly, at this point, I have a hard time visualizing you not pulling things out of your ass.

    Shirley - "...Which, by the way, would make for a great assembly demonstration."

    Or, at least, a truly unforgettable one.

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    Vidiot: Frankly, at this point, I have a hard time visualizing you not pulling things out of your ass

    I actually can't argue this point.

  • Calebs Airplane
    Calebs Airplane

    Can't an elder enjoy a hot tub without all the fuss...

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    He'll have to donate it to the local branch...

  • sparrowdown
    sparrowdown

    Well there is that scripture (in Revelation I think) warning about the dangers of being "neither hot nor cold".

    The latest trend in warming the spiritualtiy of tepid christians Jehovah's Hot Tub.

  • 3rdgen
    3rdgen

    Heeheeee !!!

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