AN ALTERNATIVE CONVERSATION WITH A NEIGHBOR - Watchtower, October 2014

by AnnOMaly 29 Replies latest social humour

  • Dagney
    Dagney

    Omgosh, I thought you were just having a go with us! Then I saw the link to jw.org. Yikes! Well played Ann. Lol.

    Seriously, can they be anymore condescending to the flock?

  • JT speaks-out
    JT speaks-out

    *sniggers* Great article!

    When I saw this one on jw.org I thought it was disgusting...but typical. Their bible students are never allowed to make intelligent comments and they always have to end up swallowing the bullshit.

  • tornapart
    tornapart

    Brilliant!

  • bohm
    bohm

    Excellent! lol :-).

  • AnnOMaly
    AnnOMaly

    Thanks again, everyone :-)

    3rdgen:

    I remember using the same diversion tactics trying to turn an honest hearted Bible student into a brain dead dub. Sad to say it worked a few times. I think the cookies did the trick.

    LOL. Trouble is, I don't think we knew we were doing it - the diversion tactics. One of my JW relatives I sometimes have discussions with does it often, mentally flitting here and there, and I have to keep pulling him back.

    Dagney:

    Seriously, can they be anymore condescending to the flock?

    And can they be any more condescending to the public? It's meant for the public!

    But curiously, the contents page has this:

    When Did God’s Kingdom Begin Ruling? (Part 1)

    If you know the answer, could you explain it to someone else from the Bible?

    So is the article's focus group the public or is it JWs?

  • Ding
    Ding

    Reminds me of a dialogue between Abbott and Costello...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnICFjDn97o

  • Freedom77
    Freedom77

    Ding, PERFECT! Now we really know where JW math comes from!!! Hahahahaha.

  • AnnOMaly
    AnnOMaly

    LOLOL @ Ding!

  • Dagney
    Dagney

    So is the article's focus group the public or is it JWs?

  • Londo111
    Londo111

    Hilarious!

    It inspired me to check out the original article. Wow, I have to say, the writing is getting more and more inane as time goes by!

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