Oubliette - "No, no, no. They didn't die; they were raptured!"
Oh, that's good.
Ah, but that would mean that everyone else wasn't, and that'd never fly with the target demographic.
And now that I think about it...
....closer to a dozen songs, max (divided into three themes - epistolary, apocalyptic, and prophetic? )...
They'd all have to be satirical, but only noticeable to someone outside the subculture.
I got the album's name ("Unveiling") What would the band's name be? "Testament" is already spoken for.
What about "Patmos"?