I got asked to do the literature cart witnessing!

by stuckinarut2 20 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • villagegirl
    villagegirl

    Tell him you have a huge number of "worldly" people

    you witness to on-line.

  • stuckinarut2
    stuckinarut2

    Ah yes village girl!

    I can count this post to you as a "return visit" too!?

    hehehe

  • breakfast of champions
    breakfast of champions

    Congrats!

    You've obviously been chosen by Holy Spirit.

  • stuckinarut2
    stuckinarut2

    Yes indeed BoC!

    I must be blessed!

    hahahahah

    (Maybe I should slip some apostate material inside all the literature?....oh wait, it wont matter, AS NO ONE TAKES THE STUFF ANYWAY!...they walk past quickly)

  • sparrowdown
    sparrowdown

    I'd say they are trying to "encourage" you.

    Be afraid, be very afraid.

  • sarahsmile
    sarahsmile

    That really stinks,two solid hours with a rat Coordinator.

    Can you take your own book bag full of old magazines to hand out?

    Place in the inside cover www.jehovahs-witness.net

    The rat coordinator will not figure it out.

    Never mind, you thought about it!

  • MaxTan
    MaxTan

    Or maybe it's just getting difficult to find somebody to stand there looking like an idiot for 2 hours so they're starting to ask ANYBODY to volunteer...

  • stuckinarut2
    stuckinarut2

    Maxtan I think you are also on to something there!

    It is getting harder for them to get volunteers!

  • will-be-apostate
    will-be-apostate

    Man, this is my biggest nightmare, to go home (i'm going home for summer) and get invited to this kind of witnessing in a town with 30k people.

    I'm marking this post, i feel like i'm gonna be needing this.

    Btw, not only those spiritually strong get the opportunity to witness this way, i know publishers who otherwise report 4-5 hours a month and are doing this stuff.

    And what new DVD are you talking about??

  • The Searcher
    The Searcher

    Confront any Elder with a poker face and simply say 'no thanks!'

    If he asks again, simply say, 'no thanks!' again, and just stare him in the eye. (ARE YOU DEAF??????)

    If he asks why not, simply say that you've already replied to the question, and that you thought he'd accept your answer without being needlessly questioned further - thereby letting him know that you are not answerable to HIM, or any of his fellow wolves!

    Lay the ground-rules for them!

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