Something I Just Learned ...

by snowbird 22 Replies latest social humour

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    Black don't crack - Asian don't raisin.

    Meaning?

    Black and Asian people usually have firm facial skin.

  • FL_Panthers
    FL_Panthers

    Black folk never get wrinkles?

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    We wrinkle very slowly.

  • Magnum
    Magnum

    Black might not crack, but it sho gets ashy - at least the arms and legs. Is "ashy" a term used everywhere or is it just the blacks in my area that use it? I'm curious. You ever heard that term, snowbird?

    (I actually get "ashy" too in the wintertime; it just doesn't show as much on my white skin.)

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    Oh, yes!

    I'm very familiar with that term.

    Back in the day, petroleum jelly was the answer for ashiness.

    Today, shea butter.

  • Magnum
    Magnum

    I actually still use petroleum jelly on my shins in the wintertime; it's about the only thing that will stop the itchy dryness. I will have to try shea butter.

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    No catchy skin-related phrases for caucasians? I'm disappointed.

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    I've heard (heard, I said) that White folk's skin smells lemony.

    Perhaps someone can come up with something catchy like White don't blight.

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    That's a new one. Like Pledge lemony, lemon drop lemony or lemonade lemony?

    I'm not sure how to make "lemony" into a catchy phrase for caucasions without it sounding ascerbic....

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    Like the citrus lemon.

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