GB approves entertainment auditioning for international delegates.

by suavojr 40 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • 4thgen
    4thgen

    Another stream of income? Well if they found good talent and the gb got them under contract.....another side business...just sayin......With the way things are getting more bizarre every day nothing would shock me.

  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

    They could have Prince and some other famous dubs as judges!!

  • sir82
    sir82

    They could have Prince and some other famous dubs as judges!!

    Dancing with the Dubs

    Congregation's Got Talent

  • RubaDub
    RubaDub

    From what I have heard from a Bethelite with good connections, they are planning to give the Atlanta International Convention a "local" flavor. They have a brother who will do Rap music.

    He will be pointing at the audience while he is rapping and saying:

    "Give more money"

    "Make advancement"

    "More time in service"

    "Yo mamma needs encouragement"

    "Brothas and sistas"

    "We need contributions"

    "Open the wallet"

    "Cash or credit"

    "The end is coming shortly"

    "Right around the corner"

    "So pray for one another"

    "So each can give freely"

    "If you have money"

    "We need it badly"

    ...

    At least that was the first part I heard.

    It should be interesting.

    Rub a Dub

  • JustVisting
    JustVisting

    Who needs auditions, just get Brother Nelson and Brother Benson to headline the festivities.

  • KateWild
    KateWild

    Now now Rub a Dub, I think you're lying. They wouldn't use those lyrics because they don't rhyme. Kate xx

  • JustVisting
    JustVisting

    and maybe the Wayan brothers for comic relief.

  • RubaDub
    RubaDub

    Now now Rub a Dub, I think you're lying.

    Kate ...

    No we don't lie. We just withold the actual lyrics from those who are not entitled to know. Theocratic warfare.

    Rub a Dub

  • blondie
    blondie

    Don't forget Larry Graham, right?

  • undercover
    undercover

    God, er, Jehovah forbid that delegates from overseas get to sightsee or enjoy local music/entertainment venues. Let's keep those foreign dubs pure and chaste by not letting them experience real American honky-tonks, or discos, or stage plays. Instead round them up, lock em in a room, and force them to be entertained by local dubs whose music knowledge and tastes ranch from 50s/60s 'oldies' to Kingdom Melodies.

    And if you do play the Beatles, keep the lyrics clean. "I Want to Hold Your Hand" must contain the changed lyrics, 'I want to hold your hand...while on a properly chaperoned WT approved group date'...

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