Possible Dub pickup line

by soutx 80 Replies latest social humour

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    You can play the bad cop that frisk the sister on her way home from a bible study

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    I'm not an elder. Am I still allowed to do that and not get in trouble for it?

  • NewYork44M
    NewYork44M

    How does this work?

    I want to follow the guidelines outlined by our beloved governing body and express myself within you body - but only after we have an appropriate wedding guided by the constraints as defined by Cesar and a reception with no clinking of glasses. We cannot have clinking of glasses. Clinking of glasses might actually prevent me from expressing myself within your body.

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    " Hi, I'm a Circuit Overseer. Do you have any "local" needs?"

  • NewYork44M
    NewYork44M

    ADCMS, you are clearly spending too much time on this thread. Is there anything you would like to discuss?

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    Such as....?

    "clearly": that's funny. Not "evidently"?

    define "too much time". That's very subjective. "Too much" to one person may be not enough to another...

    "like": "I like you NY44M, LIKE, you". I'm a loner, a rebel. There's a lot of things about me you don't know, things you don't wanna know...things you shouldn't know:

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eX7Ww0JpGY&feature=player_embedded

  • NewYork44M
    NewYork44M

    ADCMS, when I read your posts it is like I am looking in to a mirror. We are two grumpy old men with nothing better do do than post how to pick up the unsuspecting. Like as if we know...

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    "Grumpy old men"? Speak for yourself !!! Do not allow the profound levels of intellect, irrefutable logic and obvious wisdom in my posts fool you into thinking I am old. LOL.

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    and...I only pick up on the suspecting...there's no challenge if they don't see me coming.

  • outforever
    outforever

    only clicked on now - really good lol a lot!!

    milk v meat

    hey I am tied of the milk give me meat anyday

  • dozy
    dozy

    You'll be my "Venus" , I'll be your "Prince" - we can dance like it's 1899 - sorry 1914 - sorry , 1918 , 1919 , 1925 , er 1975 , this last generation , end of the century , oh forget it , just dance.... !

  • HBH
    HBH

    Lot's of very clever ones!

    How bout' "Can I put my grand climax in your service bag?"

    HBH

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