How about a laugh? PICTURE 2

by ballistic 78 Replies latest jw friends

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    It's actually quite easy. Every picture you see (even those little pictures dotted around this page) have an address - a URL just like the address at the top of this page in the address bar.

    If you quote the URL like this htp://www.jw-media.org/hp_03.jpg

    The picture automatically appears.

    In order to find the URL for a picture, RIGHT click once on the picture and LEFT click properties. Then copy and paste the address to where you want it to appear. Sorry I dont know exactly how much help you need: Copy requires holding down the left mouse button and swiping across the required text, then right clicking on the high lighted text and then selecting COPY. This copies the text into an un-seen space which you can paste anywhere you want by right clicking and selecting paste.

    Is that too much? I work on a PC help desk.

  • termite 35
    termite 35

    You star!Is it too much?!!!!I've been posting up to the standard of my 8 year old's ict lessons at his primary school where the teacher is as crap as I am!My older girls have lost patience with me, their social life is too full to fit me in-was set to be a basic poster ,now feel like ict professor capable of taking over the .com world!!!have to turn in soon- but be prepared for termites'picture fest overload-Thanks for the laugh too! XX

  • neyank
    neyank

    I know what they're saying!!!

    Guy with the hat: Excuse me comrad. Can you tell me what this says?

    Other guy: Damned if I know. I can't read either!

    neyank

  • Solace
    Solace

    O.K. Sir,
    but to address a very, very important issue,
    I heard if I join, Im not allowed to get blo j*bs.
    Hmmm, maybe we could adjust the interpretation.
    The headquarters is very good at that sort of thing.

    Sorry,
    Couldnt resist being naughty.
    This is so funny, it reminds me of a game we played in school.

  • Yerusalyim
    Yerusalyim

    "I'm sure it says here somewhere that the GB is God's channel here on earth, doesn't it?"


    YERUSALYIM
    "Vanity! It's my favorite sin!"
    [Al Pacino as Satan, in "DEVIL'S ADVOCATE"]

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    heehee!

    first man "ok, so the scripture says 'he that has ears; let him listen!'"
    other man: "sorry, what did you say?"

  • D8TA
    D8TA

    "Look brother, if you put the centerfold right in the middle of the book of Psalms, nobody will ever notice. Now the meetings will be much more entertaining for all."

    D8TA

  • larc
    larc

    My line:

    Hey Stash, it be fun reading Song of Solomon, will dey sing da kingdom song.

  • PopeOfEruke
    PopeOfEruke

    Caption reads:

    "Two elders from Brooklyn congregation enthusiastically receive
    news of an upcoming visit by Brother J.R Brown."

    The pope

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    "Thanks for the hat, but you should also give me your under-garments - see"

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