Are Jehovah's Witnesses Scottish?

by RottenRiley 18 Replies latest social humour

  • finally awake
    finally awake

    The Grand Canyon was formed when a Scotsman dropped a penny in a ditch

  • Dis-Member
    Dis-Member

    Yes, I think it was very funny because as a Scottish man, I can get away with calling us cheap.

    Even if you were not Scottish it's well within your rights to do so.

  • happy@last
    happy@last

    I'll buy you all a drink if ever you come to Scotland, I am Scottish but not a JW. Just imagine how tight Scottish JWs are!

  • steve2
    steve2

    Question: What's the difference between a Jehovah's Witness and a Scotsman?

    Answer: A true Scotsman would never give a magazine away - ever, whereas a

    Jehovah's Witness will want to give a magazine away - but it will end up costing the householder their peace and quiet Saturday mornings.

  • joe134cd
    joe134cd

    Scottish, Dutch, Jews, Indians ( the ones that eat currie), all notoriously squeak when they walk.

  • galaxie
    galaxie

    3 friends at the open graveside of a dear departed friend . The Englishman says "I owed him a fiver so he duly took afive from his pocket and dropped it in the grave .The Irishman said "B jeeezus I owed him a tenner so he duly dropped a ten in the grave.The Scotsman says "I owed him a hundred " he then wrote a cheque and dropped it in .

  • cofty
    cofty

    Cheeky bugger!

  • St George of England
    St George of England

    Jock poured a glass of whisky and noted a fly swimming in it.

    He carefully lifted out the fly and shouted "Spit it ooot!"

    George

  • LucidChimp

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