My experience with JWs, often they were very frugal and cheap, willing to use my car in Field Circus every weekend. Why are Jehovah's Witnesses so dense and obtuse when it comes to sharing costs and contributing? Has the topic of District Convention 'tight-ass cheap-skating' Jehovah's Witnesses been talked about? A Nightmare is trying to get JWs to pony up their fair share of a dinner ticket when the waitresses forget to split up the bills. I am Scottish and learned how to break the mold of stretching a penny, it feels good to share and donate (Not to the Borg so they can pay for Pedo and Chicken Hawk Litigation) to decent charities.
Why is it that Circuit Overseers and Bethelites love to order the most expensive items on the menu, doubt they would ever order these on their dime!
"Jock was traveling by train seated next to a stern-faced clergyman. As Jock pulled out a bottle of whisky from his pocket the clergyman glared and said reprovingly, "Look here, I am sixty-five and I have never tasted whisky in my life!"
"Dinna worry, Minister," smiled Jock, pouring himself a dram. "There's no risk of you starting now!"
"Jock & Jimmy were walking along a street in London. Jock looked in one of the shop windows and saw a sign that caught his eye.
The sign read, "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, trousers £2.50 per pair".
Jock said to his pal, "Look at the prices! We could buy a whole lot of these and when we get back to Scotland we could make a fortune. Now when we go in you stay quiet, okay? Let me do all the talking cause if they hear our accents, they might think we are cheap Scotsmen and try to screw us. I'll put on my best London accent".
"OK Jock, I'll keep me mouth shut" said Jimmy
They go in and Jock said in a posh voice, "Hello my good man. I'll take 50 suits at £5.00 each, 100 shirts at £2.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at £2.50 each. I'll back up me truck ready to load them on, old chap!
The owner of the shop said quietly, "You're from Scotland, aren't you?"
"Well yes," said a surprised Jock. "What gave it away?"
The owner replied, "This is a dry-cleaners........" .
"
One day Jock bought a bottle of fine whiskey and while walking home he fell.
Getting up he felt something wet on his pants.
He looked up at the sky and said,"Oh lord please I beg you let it be blood!"