Do you look like the apostate they warned you about?

by Angus Beef 43 Replies latest jw experiences

  • LisaRose
    LisaRose

    Jake, you have summer teeth. You know, some 'er there and some 'er not.

    The dubs have been comming by, despite my asking to be put on the do not call list. I told them I wanted nothing to do with them, that I was happy and had no interest in going back. They kept talking to me until I told them I was an apostate, then they couldn't get off my porch fast enough, it seems I grew horns and a tail. This is the magic word, tell them you are an apostate

  • AlphaMan
    AlphaMan

    Yes, even today I reek of Satan. Watch out, here she comes. Oh, the horror of being an apostate. Mild, mannered lawyer by day, demon spawn at night. Boo!

    BOTR.......were you by chance in the movie The Devil's Advocate?

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    Angus Beef - "Do you look like the apostate they warned you about?"

    I'm much prettier.

  • apostatekate
    apostatekate

    I proudly put "Worldly Apostate" under my religious beliefs on Facebook profile.

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