Well just like everyone else, we were visited by 2 old ladies. Mr. rebel8 was home and it went something like, "We're on a worldwide mission and we wanted to know if we could just leave this in your door." So he said ok and took it (because he knew I'd have fun with it later).
The tract reads like a note I passed to a boy in 1st grade:
"Do you like me? Can the dead really live again? Would you say:
I recently moved and haven't put myself on the DNC list yet. I am surprised the worldwide mission people don't already have me on the list, given my UADNA membership and all. So I guess I'll have to teach 'em.
___fill out the section on the back, become an RV, and do my famous froth-at-the-mouth, speak-in-tongues act?
___check the "send me more brochures" box and hilariously deface them?
___fill the section out that asks for an RV, specify "visit only on 12/21 at 12:00 exactly--join us for our winter solstice celebration, clothing optional"?