That's fantastic for starters. However, I have now lifted the bar to be impressed:
From henceforth, the award of most rebellious poster will only be considered if these conditions are met:
- Must have full-faced beard
- On the platform, must simultaneously post apostate messages on i-pad and read out the Watchtower paragraphns
- Must selectively change the words in the Watchtower Study (start out small such as replacing "the" where they have written "a" and gradually over the weeks, altering entire sentences so they read the opposite of the original message).