exjw terminology (page 2)

og

I think it's tj who appends the trademark symbol to phrases like "The Truth". I just love that.

"Belief is the death of intelligence." R.A. Wilson

DakotaRed

I always liked referring them as Jehobos. Another one I liked was when an elders wife thought his position carried through to her, she was then an elderette.

If God's Spirit is filling a Kingdom Hall, how is it that Satan can manuever the ones within that Kingdom Hall at the same time?

og

I referred to Elder's Wives as EWes. Circuit Overseer's Wives were COWs.

"Belief is the death of intelligence." R.A. Wilson

dmouse, a "spoonerism" is a transposition of initial letters, e.g., "one swell foop" is a spoonerism of "one fell swoop". Named after a Rev. Spooner, whose sermons were at least intermittently interesting, due to his peculiar speech impediment.

"Belief is the death of intelligence." R.A. Wilson

LB

A few friends and I are all reformed Watchtower whores

now that's funny. I can't wait to call my wife that

Never Squat With Yer Spurs On

orangefatcat

I have always refered to elders wives as elderettes.
They seemed to know as much as the elders and some of them knew more.

sf

Crooklyn...period

sKally:

If man was supposedly created in gods image, then.....holy krap...we're all doomed.-sKallyWagger

“What a blessing such integrity keepers are to the congregation!”(5/15/02 WT magazine, pg. 27)

Reborn2002

Some of my favorite terms are frequent on this site.

The Troof

The Borg

KingDumb Hall

JDubs

JDumbs

Jehovahs Witlesses

Jehoober

Jehobo

Witchtower and Afake

Watchtower Bible and Crack Society

list goes on and on...

It is not religious persecution for an informed person to expose publicly a certain religion as being false, thus allowing persons to see the difference between false religion and true religion.
WT 11/15/1963 page 688 paragraph 3

Shimmer

How about Jehovah's Witlesses, heard that on the radio.

(Reborn, you beat me to it, we posted at the same time.)

Shimmer

riz

SixofNine called them Jehoma Williams. that post was classic.

Jo Ho's is another good one.

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