by YYHWH 39 Replies latest jw friends
Women lie? But I've been told
you are hot dude
I've always been faithful
you are the best lover ever
it's not the size, it's the motion that counts
I don't mind not going out
Of course I had an orgasm
Of course I'm not seeing anyone else
Women wouldn't lie about that stuff, right???????
Never Squat With Yer Spurs On
O.K.
Couldnt resist.
Here goes..
L.B.s fault, he took a few words out of my mouth.
Why do women lie better?
Women have more practice.
Yes, I had an orgasm.
Oh, your finished? Thats O.K., Me too.
p.s.
The above does not pertain to me of course!
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kids-
The pimple doesnt look that bad.
You wont even notice it in your school pictures.
Shes only teasing you because shes jealouse.
You are much prettier.
Etc.....
Seriously,
Sometimes I do lie or simply keep quiet if it means it could hurt someone that I care about.
I think everyone has at some point.
Wouldnt it be considered being nice or polite?
hhhmmmm and men don't lie???
Yes honey I am listening to you....
No I wasn't looking at her....
I was with a friend, honest....
No you don't look fat in that....
I never had sex with her (oral doesn't count, right????)...
Sure I like your mother...
Xena some lies are a kindness
No you don't look fat in that....
Some lies are based on survival
Sure I like your mother...
Never Squat With Yer Spurs On
I totally agree LB, some of our lies are based on kindness
you are the best lover everand survival as well
I've always been faithful
BOTH SEXES LIE!
GET OVER IT! LOL
Women make the BEST deceivers. They tell the most elaborate, orchestrated lies. Men make the MOST FREQUENT liars. We will lie about ANYTHING.
It is not religious persecution for an informed person to expose publicly a certain religion as being false, thus allowing persons to see the difference between false religion and true religion.
WT 11/15/1963 page 688 paragraph 3
By jove I believe you are onto something Reborn! So young and yet so savvvvyy
Here is a just because you are adorable!
Jason the Very Happy I got Kissed by Xena Class!
It is not religious persecution for an informed person to expose publicly a certain religion as being false, thus allowing persons to see the difference between false religion and true religion.
WT 11/15/1963 page 688 paragraph 3
Women lie because they want to see if men are paying attention to them or their breast
I don't want someone in my life I can live with. I want someone in my life I can't live without.
Women lie because they want to see if men are paying attention to them or their breast
We are paying close attention to your breasts. We know you're lying so why pay attention to what you're saying???
Never Squat With Yer Spurs On
