A Chicken Story, by Anthony Morris the Third

by cedars 87 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    Tony Morris is such a clutz

    He's got chickens on his brain and I think he's nuts

    Starving chickens to death is OK if you got to go

    To a Corporation snooze feast and your'e short on dough

    He traveled thousands of miles to tell his ficticious idiotic story

    To get a bunch of Zombies to do more more mory

    They forgot to clap for his pointless little tale

    Did someone forget the cue cards or threw them in the pale?

    A tale about chicken was the best that he could do

    Because he's probably senile or else certifiably coo coo

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley
    Let's just suppose for one moment that this ridiculous story is true.
    It means that this very poor family were made even poorer and it took them a whole year to get back to where they were.

    ---

    You know what this means, don't you? After they've gone through their one year economic recovery, it's time for.... this year's convention!

    And, they'll probably have to start all over.... again.

    Since they successfully passed a test last year, Jehovah will really sock it to 'em this year- just to see how much they can take!

  • frankiespeakin
  • AnnOMaly
    AnnOMaly

    Chick, chick, chick, chick, chickehhhn, lay a little egg for meeee

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7ufSN4muEA

    She can't, sweetie. She wasn't cared for for 7 days and now she's dead.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    JW`s go to Assemblies because..

    Even if your Chickens Die..

    Jehovah..

    Will Save Your Other Chickens!..

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    I hate that Effin dog!..

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  • flamegrilled
    flamegrilled

    I was worried about who was going to look after my cats during this year's DC.

    I'm so relieved that the GB say we don't need to worry about that, we can just let them die.

    It's a true blessing.

  • cedars
    cedars

    Official Watchtower policy video on what to do with pets and livestock during the convention...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Swvf3w6hcY4

    Cedars

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    I wonder if there were a bunch of pet loving Jehovah Witnesses in the audience and hearing Tony the turds story about letting chickens starve to death because a of attending a corporations sponsored event that was concidered more important that lovingly feeding animals are under your care and will die if you leave them in a cage with a short food supply to attend.

    I'm thinking many were shocked and so they needed prompting to respond in the corporation's acceptable way.

    I'm betting a lot of xjw's were made that day thanks to the cold and heartless statement of AM3.

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    Proverbs 12:10: Whoever is righteous has regard for the life of his beast, but the mercy of the wicked is cruel.

    Matt. 10 29,30: Are not two sparrows sold for a farthing? and one of them shall not fall on the ground without your Father. 30 But the very hairs of your head are all numbered. 31 Fear you not therefore, you are of more value than many sparrows. (or chickens)

  • Mickey mouse
    Mickey mouse

    I don't know about chickens but he made a right cock of himself.

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