A Chicken Story, by Anthony Morris the Third

by cedars 87 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Kojack57
    Kojack57

    Wow! Total insanity, what a stupid and asinine illustration. I guess his illustrations are better than any illustrations Jesus used.

    Oh! That's right they are higher in rank than Jesus.

  • trujw
    trujw

    Wow that is the best gods only chosen pope on earth can come up with. Hmmmm satan and his governments he rules gets us to mars, keeps us from dieing with life saving blood, saves us from cancer, allows us to have clean water that saves millions. The jw deity gives a man more chickens or well maybe more chickens cause the turd ain't saying

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  • rip van winkle
    rip van winkle

    Chickens! Chickens?

    What the fricasse?!?!

    How CLUCKED up IS this?

    Cedars--Stick another feather in your cap: Eggcellent and enlightening as usual!

    Thanks!!

  • RULES & REGULATIONS
    RULES & REGULATIONS

    OUTLAW

    Where is your dancing chicken?

  • Scott77
    Scott77

    OUTLAW

    Where is your dancing chicken?

    RULES & REGULATIONS

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcoqeNdMAfA

    Scott77

  • Finkelstein
    Finkelstein

    Yes god blessed the family for going to listen to his salesmen pitch bullshit at the Watchtower convention.

    Amen.

    Are people really that gullible and stupid to believe that ....... good grief.

    Run to a Watchtower convention folks, if you want to save your lives.

    Well at least thats what a salesman from the Watchtower Corporation said.

  • Julia Orwell
    Julia Orwell

    Why didn't Jehovah protect my quails when I went to the DC? A cat got into their pen and killed all but one.

  • fakesmile
    fakesmile

    lmao. outlaw. "im not saying its jegoober, but its jaygoober."

  • iCeltic
    iCeltic

    'We're not going to say what Jehovah did or did not do' - well, that's a first, you normally would say you know exactly what god did!

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